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[salixbabylon]

Dear Subconscious,

Thank you so much for the dream with Jensen Ackles in bed with me.

But you made him my *cousin*? And there was no sexual tension or even cuddling?

I have no words for how much you suck.

-Salix

Comments

We iz twins, I tell you. In a sick way.

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

*totally freaks out*

All last night, in my dream, Colin Farrell was my best platonic friend. He liked to lay his head on my chest, but I was behaving strictly in a comforting, maternal-type fashion, which was terribly frustrating to me, even though I don't even really like him, but when he's nuzzling your bosom...

And then I broke into Stephen Fry's house to look up something in the bottom drawer of his file cabinet. Don't ask me why. There were maps involved, of a place that is NOT on this earth.

Dreams. Geez. If I hadn't fucked the bejesus out of my Dwarf had such a pleasant evening before that, I might have woken frustrated...

Re: We iz twins, I tell you. In a sick way.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Dreams - feh! The meds I'm on have relaly made my sleep patterns weird and while the sexy dreams are a nice bonus, the non-sexy ones with the super-sexy guys are just CRUEL. :P

I always had good sleep and decent dreams at your house. Good energy there...

Re: We iz twins, I tell you. In a sick way.

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

We enjoy atmosphere here. Miasma-esque at times.

[silkmoth101.livejournal.com]

Now that sucks. ....... ROTLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

I have another friend on my flist who always do housework with Jensen.
I just have to say (and rub your nose in) that I was more lucky... twice! :D

(But probably I should also tell you that in one of my dreams Jensen was standing in front of my fridge and was complaining that I had no milk...I don't wanna know what that means)

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Housework? With Jen? Wow. I think that's worse, since there's not even a bed involved. ;)

I have had the good sexy dreamz with him in the past. But last night? FAIL.

[silkmoth101.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you HAD him in your dream. Better than nothing. I would even like to dream about Jensen and clean my floor with him than dream about my fucked up boss - again. *headdesk*

[soar38.livejournal.com]

*whispers* Is there something wrong with you?

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Yes. My subconscious needs to be bitchslapped in a big way. :P

[soar38.livejournal.com]

LOL

[soar38.livejournal.com]

LOL Actually, here's a tale of how work and Supernatural are the biggest things in my life at the moment, I dreamt I was at a woek social function being chased by a ghost of a mutant dwarf child who had latched itself onto me, and everybody at work just watched as I ran around trying to get away from it.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Oh no! CAll the boys and have them come help. I'll bring the salt. ;)

[soar38.livejournal.com]

LOL I feel like I have enough knowledge to take on just about anything, but at the first sight of something supernatural, I'd probably just cack myself.

[tularia.livejournal.com]

Oh that's just plain evil... shame on your subconscious!!

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

I know! It's making up for the relaly hot dream with Jared, in the hallway, I guess. That one was pretty kinky. ;)

[tularia.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow* Share?

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Welll... I don't remember a whole lot of lead-in, just a dark hallway, his warm liquor-breath, hugmongous hands all over my body as he walked me down the (unending) hall. Clothes being ripped off, a hard hot man on top of me, face down, my fingers twisting and gripping shag carpeting as he fucks me hard from behind. Trying to be quiet so whoever is in the bedrooms doesn't hear, and failing spectacularly. Several brain-melting orgasms, just from being fucked perfectly. Quiet laughter and sweat-slick skin.

*cough*

Thank goodness there's no rug-burn or need for birth control in dreams. ;)

[tularia.livejournal.com]

*dies*

I want those type dreams!!!

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Try hard enough and I bet you can have one tonight. (I won't tlel anyone if you're not completely asleep. *g*)

[tularia.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'll have to save those moments for when hubby is gone next weekend.... *G*

(Now watch me have one tonight! LOL)

[ashlynkane.livejournal.com]

you totally just read that fic where it turns out jensen and jared are cousins, didn't you?


I had a Ronon Dex (SGA) sex dream once. It was my birthday. It was *awesome.* Anyway, my sympathies on the cousin thing. ;)

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

I have not read any such fic - where is it? Maybe I shoudl give it a whirl. :)

I do love the sex dreams. Sometimes it's a disappointment to wake up and find only the dog in bed next to me, though.

[ashlynkane.livejournal.com]

It is here: http://community.livejournal.com/padacklesrps/2304083.html#cutid1

I am not sure yet if I recommend it. I am still digesting, and there were a few technical issues, but, well, I was compelled. I HAD TO KNOW. Also, angst. I loves me some angst. Especially angsty sex.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Thanks - I'll check it out. :)

[elfscribe5.livejournal.com]

LOL. *you crack me up darling*

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

It's important to look on the bright side. ;)

[nebulein.livejournal.com]

Clearly, your subconscious was trying to tell you that if there's one fellow to jump into bed with and have steamy hot secks, it should be Jared! :P

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

FEH! I want both. I'm greedy that way. :)