ext_6552 ([identity profile] heartofslash.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] salixbabylon 2006-01-27 02:18 am (UTC)

Dear Salix,

Night vision goggles are not a good idea. They don't work close up, and whenever they're around he wants to move away from me (which is totally the wrong direction, IMHO) so he can "spy" on me while I masturbate.

Please do not use them anywhere in our vicinity. I want to be the only thing distracting my commanding officer.

You want details? Well, last time he got riled up, he slammed me against the fridge, lifted me up, wrapped my legs around his waist and impaled me, while muttering "mine mine mine" all the while.

It completely ruined two weeks of quit smoking charts.

Not that I minded that much. I sucked him off while he re-drew the charts.

Sincerely,
John

PS - Don't tell him I told you that. He'll get all reiled up.

PPSS - On second thought, do tell him.

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