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HERE THERE BE SMUT

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Current alter-egos:
Writer, Witch, Amateur Gourmet Chef, Dog Mommy, Deviant, Perv, Freak-Wife, Wanton Hussy

Former alter-egos:
Yoga Student, Costumer, Gardener, Medieval Historian, Librarian-to-be, Belly Dancer, Sexuality Coach

Official Titles:
+ Practitioner of the Ancient and Noble Tradition of Fan-Fiction Writing (esteemed members include Milton, Shakespeare, and especially Tolkien)
+ Salix of the Kinky Perviness (courtesy of heartofslash)
+ kinkier than a cheap garden hose (according to bitofaspaz, who should know)
+ Mad As A Hatter
+ Royal Pornographer at the Court of Gondor
+ Officially A Pervy Girl

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Friending Policy - Feel free to friend me! I friend everyone back EXCEPT journals that are entirely in languages I don't speak, or if we have no common friends and no shared interests. (If you are one of these, leave me a note so that I know you aren't a bot, and I will add you.)

**ADDENDUM** My fanfic is open to all; you don't have to friend me to access it, except for a few stories. If you DO friend me, I expect at least ONE COMMENT on something you've read or seen. Is that too much to ask?