"But Padawan, if you do that with a light saber, it will short out the power source."

"Not if you put it on stand-by mode and cover the end with a...uh...sheath."

Obi-Wan innocently bats his eyes.

Qui-Gon gets a raging erection.

Smut ensues.

(Don't mind me, I'm in desperate need of chocolate. Aaaaannnnndddd the oatmeal/chocolate chip muffins are due out of the oven in feve, four, three, two... bye.)