In the immortal words of Scarlet Johansson, "That man has some relentless beard."

I WEEP when my Dwarf has to shave his beard (when he's working on jobs that require full face masks for protection.) If clean-shaven, guys like my Dwarf and Ewan have to shave twice a day or they cause pain. Then it's a few weeks of scritch, but then it goes all nice and soft and lovely.

So I guees this wasn't really beard kink, it was more stubble kink. Heh.

Now, certain Vikings have rich, full, non scratchy, tickly-looking beards. That I totally also go for;)