My dog (Oswald) is a huge, 100 lb golden retriever. He gets one stuffed animal per year, from his "grandma" at Christmas. (Can you say "displacement"?) This year, it's a large black spider, with 8 very long legs and a squeaky in the middle. He adores it. Carries it around, shakes it violently, chews it. But he never makes any holes. Loves his spidey, yes he does. I'll take pictures once we get the digital camera.

NO STEALING MY HUSBAND, YOU TROLLOP!