I am an excellent drywall taper. It was a fun career while my joints lasted.

I make really good bread. No machines involved, just my hands, baby. And soup. I am famous for my red pepper soup, and cauliflower and cheese chowder, and I make a mean potato soup too.

I am good at getting needles. I do not even flinch.

I am good at writing really really smutty porn. Also, I'm good at academic essays, letters to the government begging to be forgiven interest/extend deadlines/go past time limits etc, fundraising letters (but I hate them), and parodies of songs (filk). And other kinds of writing too.

I am good at getting YOU horny. It's a gift, what can I say...