salixbabylon: (inception A/E smooch)
2011-06-27 02:28 pm
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Ficlet: untitled shower/hustler drabble

A friend posted a picture to inspire drabbles a week ago, and boy, was I inspired...

Title: untitled
Author: [livejournal.com profile] salixbabylon
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 141
Disclaimer: Credit goes to Christopher Nolan. I just like making them do naughty things.

Notes:Okay, I don't know where this is going, but suddenly, I want write a whole case-fic where one of them has to play a hustler, and Eames simply refuses to let Arthur even try... (un-beated, un-proofed, un-everything)



Arthur slowly teased the wet material up and over his head, letting it catch on his face as he arched his back, eyes closing in a parody of modesty.

Eames was watching through the door, he knew, and Eames knew that he knew, but they were both enjoying the show anyway.

The water had made his usually slicked-back hair go curly, and the prim tie, sweater-vest, and button-down shirt had been discarded, along with his shoes and socks, long before Eames had pushed him into the bathroom and told him to cool down.

Arthur licked his lips, letting the shirt fall to the tiles with a splat. "Still think I couldn't have made a convincing twink hustler?"

Eames chuckled, shaking his head. "You've missed the point entirely, darling; You're so lovely no one could ever afford to pay what you're worth."
salixbabylon: (inception A/E smooch)
2011-04-23 09:26 pm
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Fic: A Vegetable Love

Apparently I forgot to xpost this to my own journal. Possibly on purpose, as it's the crackiest piece of sparkling crack I think I have ever writtten.

Title: A Vegetable Love
Author: [livejournal.com profile] salixbabylon
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG-13ish?
Word Count: 528
Disclaimer: Credits to Christopher Nolan. I just like making them do naughty things. Unbeated - proceed at your own risk!

Summary: Arthur/Eames Grocery Store AU crack/humor/insanity. As in, they're vegetables.

Notes: As usual, you can blame [livejournal.com profile] ladykatiewench for this. She needed cheering up, and I wrote this in chat, and well... Yeah... Insanity. IDEK.

A Vegetable Love )
salixbabylon: (inception A/E smooch)
2011-04-19 10:20 am
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Fic: Hot For You

Title: Hot For You
Author: [livejournal.com profile] salixbabylon
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3482
Disclaimer: Credits to Christopher Nolan. I just like making them do naughty things. Thank yous to [livejournal.com profile] sarka for the beta!

Summary: In which Arthur commits arson, Eames steals a box, firemen’s uniforms are hot (see what I did there?) and Mr. Brantwell’s apartment sees more action than usual. Or: A/E firemen naked porny showertimes.

Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] ladykatiewench, who is now licensed and ready to go!


Hot For You )
salixbabylon: (inception A/E smooch)
2010-11-27 07:42 pm
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Fic: Slutty Little Darling

Title: Slutty Little Darling
Author: [livejournal.com profile] salixbabylon
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1771
Disclaimer: Credits to Christopher Nolan. I just like making them do naughty things. Thank yous to [livejournal.com profile] sarka for the beta!

Summary: Morning sex is usually slow and lazy - unless you're with Eames. It is sloppy, though.

Notes: Apparently the summary was a bit too vague - includes rimming, talking about vaginas in a positive way, and lots of dirty talk from Eames. Originally intended to be part of the Arthur/Eames Rimming Meme.


Slutty Little Darling )
salixbabylon: (inception A/E smooch)
2010-10-12 02:01 pm
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Fic: The Striped Sofa

Title: The Striped Sofa
Author: [livejournal.com profile] salixbabylon
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1401
Disclaimer: Credits to Christopher Nolan. I just like making them do naughty things. Thank yous to [livejournal.com profile] gladsomemind for the beta/Brit-pick!

Summary: For [livejournal.com profile] ladykatiewench who saw the picture and gave me the prompt "Eames had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. And Arthur does naughty things to him til it wears him out and then holds him close while he sleeps."



The Striped Sofa )
salixbabylon: (inception A/E)
2010-09-26 03:28 pm
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Fic: Tie'd

Title: Tie'd
Author: [livejournal.com profile] salixbabylon
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2884
Disclaimer: Credit goes to Christopher Nolan. I just like making them do naughty things. Thank yous to [livejournal.com profile] sarka for the beta!

Summary: Eames has been eyeing Arthur's ties. Arthur has a very creative response...

Tie'd )
salixbabylon: (inception A/E smooch)
2010-09-26 12:49 pm
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Fic: Eye of the Beholder

Title: Eye of the Beholder
Author: [livejournal.com profile] salixbabylon
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1516
Disclaimer: Credit goes to Christopher Nolan. I just like making them do naughty things. Thank yous to [livejournal.com profile] sarka for the beta!

Summary: For [livejournal.com profile] live_laugh_love, who asked for "someone getting fucked like nobody's business up against a window." Hope you like it, m'dear!

Eye of the Beholder )