Pervy Slash Whore

A friend posted a picture to inspire drabbles a week ago, and boy, was I inspired...

Title: untitled
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 141
Disclaimer: Credit goes to Christopher Nolan. I just like making them do naughty things.

Notes:Okay, I don't know where this is going, but suddenly, I want write a whole case-fic where one of them has to play a hustler, and Eames simply refuses to let Arthur even try... (un-beated, un-proofed, un-everything)



Arthur slowly teased the wet material up and over his head, letting it catch on his face as he arched his back, eyes closing in a parody of modesty.

Eames was watching through the door, he knew, and Eames knew that he knew, but they were both enjoying the show anyway.

The water had made his usually slicked-back hair go curly, and the prim tie, sweater-vest, and button-down shirt had been discarded, along with his shoes and socks, long before Eames had pushed him into the bathroom and told him to cool down.

Arthur licked his lips, letting the shirt fall to the tiles with a splat. "Still think I couldn't have made a convincing twink hustler?"

Eames chuckled, shaking his head. "You've missed the point entirely, darling; You're so lovely no one could ever afford to pay what you're worth."

Title: Hot For You
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3482
Disclaimer: Credits to Christopher Nolan. I just like making them do naughty things. Thank yous to sarka for the beta!

Summary: In which Arthur commits arson, Eames steals a box, firemen’s uniforms are hot (see what I did there?) and Mr. Brantwell’s apartment sees more action than usual. Or: A/E firemen naked porny showertimes.

Notes: For ladykatiewench, who is now licensed and ready to go!


( Hot For You )

Title: The Striped Sofa
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1401
Disclaimer: Credits to Christopher Nolan. I just like making them do naughty things. Thank yous to gladsomemind for the beta/Brit-pick!

Summary: For ladykatiewench who saw the picture and gave me the prompt "Eames had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. And Arthur does naughty things to him til it wears him out and then holds him close while he sleeps."



( The Striped Sofa )

Title: Eye of the Beholder
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1516
Disclaimer: Credit goes to Christopher Nolan. I just like making them do naughty things. Thank yous to sarka for the beta!

Summary: For live_laugh_love, who asked for "someone getting fucked like nobody's business up against a window." Hope you like it, m'dear!

( Eye of the Beholder )

Title: Relationships 201
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Jensen/Jeff
Rating: NC-17 overall
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Back in school after a year off, Jensen seems to have everything he needs to be happy: a great boyfriend, interesting classes, and tons of friends. But somewhere, something isn't working out - and developing a crush on the teacher he's TAing for doesn't make life any easier.


Banner by the lovely tularia.

Thank yous

Any project that takes TWO YEARS to complete is going to result in a lot of people to thank for their time and support, Here are the major players:

To ladykatiewench, whose idea this whole thing was in the first place. She made a comment over two years ago saying “Okay, so I've recently had this thing for J2 College!AU. I mean, I'd prefer JDM/JA College!AU (where Jeff is a hot college prof and Jensen is his cute little gay TA and they have to stay late to grade papers but end up making such a mess of them, they can't hand them back to the students...EEP! Hold on, I need to spend a few minutes in my bunk thinking about that.)” I can only hope this has lived up to her desires. Thank you, sweetcheeks, for the brilliant idea that crept into my head, for all of your your help with the music selection for the soundtrack, and for being the most excited first-reader a writer could want, always eager for the next chapter. *smooches*

To tularia for making the gorgeous artwork that kept me going during a few long dry spells. Then she jumped in and did the beta work, too, impromptu and did a wonderful job. Thank you tons and tons!

To the inner circle for their support – arieltachna most especially for all the hand-holding and poking and encouragement.

To heartofslash who made me step back and think about what I wanted this to be a little more deeply than maybe I was prepared for, but whose words helped me make it better than it would have been otherwise.

To baileymoyes who betaed the first seven chapters and gave very encouraging feedback and support until other things in life got in the way. And to her and sarka for the final read-through to smooth any remaining rough edges.

To my husband, who put up with an abnormal amount of craziness, and all my (here and IRL)friends who listened to me whine about writing for the last year and feigned interest.

And to the 3 Js for being beautiful. :)


Soundtrack



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Enjoy!

Title: Wax On, Wax Off
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Word Count: 1639
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: No disrespect meant to the real human beings.
Summary: “You’re gonna want to lie still, or the wax isn’t going to go exactly where I want it to, and I reckon you might not like that so much.” Jared tries something new with Jensen.

Notes:As requested by okinay. Special thanks to tularia for the beta-on-demand. :)

(  Wax On, Wax Off  )

Title: Belated
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Jensen/Jeff
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 712
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Sometimes Jeff likes to treat Jensen like a lady – or like a gentleman, maybe. Sometimes Jensen likes it.


Notes: For ladykatiewench, in honor of another year. Thanks always to sarka for the beta and hand-holding.

( Belated )

Title: All Better
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Word Count: 867
Disclaimer: Not mine. I just like to play with the pretties.

Summary: Rodney has an ingrown toenail.

Notes: For dissonant_dream, in honor of another year. Thanks to tularia for the creative prompt. And of course to sarka for her help.


( All Better )

Title: If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 (overall)
Word Count: 976
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Jared and Jensen take a romp through the alphabet, teasing each other relentlessly all the way. AKA domestic schmoop, guy-style.

Notes: Thanks go out to everyone who contributed word prompts – aelfwitchfic, okinay, tularia, sarka, anorienparker, violetlemon47, gigglingkat, baileymoyes, griffndor, autumn_witch78, seanlily, arieltachna, and sileya. And of course to sarka for her writing help and betaing.

( Y is for Yellow... )

Title: If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 (overall)
Word Count: 556
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Jared and Jensen take a romp through the alphabet, teasing each other relentlessly all the way. AKA domestic schmoop, guy-style.

Notes: Thanks go out to everyone who contributed word prompts – aelfwitchfic, okinay, tularia, sarka, anorienparker, violetlemon47, gigglingkat, baileymoyes, griffndor, autumn_witch78, seanlily, arieltachna, and sileya. And of course to sarka for her writing help and betaing.

( W is for Whisper... )