letters from characters

[salixbabylon]

Entertain me!

No, really, this sounds like fun - stolen from lennongirl:

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" (even just few lines) from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

Fictional = poop. *pouts* Aren't the RPS characters I love largely fictional? You decide.

1. Qui-Gon Jinn
2. Obi-Wan Kenobi
3. Jack Sparrow
4. Aragorn son of blah blah blah
5. Legolas
6. Will Turner
7. Severus Snape
8. Remus Lupin
9. Danny McKnight
10. John Grimes

1. Ewan
2. Orlando
3. Eric
4. Sean B.
5. Elijah
6. Viggo
7. Karl

Comments

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

To salixbabylon:

It has come to my attention that you have been perving on, ogling and generally drooling over MY boyfriend.

A LOT.

Let me get one thing clear. I am not a violent man. But I am a jealous man. I'm not proud of it, but I have come to terms with my jealousy and am confident in my abilities to contain the situation. It probably won't be too dnagerous for you, because I've been working on my jealousy issues. So I'm not going to let it bother me at all. I'm going to let it ride, just the way John tells me to do.

I'm going to take deep breaths and relax and remind myself of how much he loves me, and enjoy the way he's rubbing my shoulders and kissing my neck and telling me how much he loves me, and stay calm about this whole situation.

Because he's never going to give you a neck rub.

Naked.

Like he's doing to me. Right now.

So there.

Sincerely,
Colonel Danny McKnight

PS - Did I mention that he's naked while he gives me the neck rub?

PPSS - Scratch that. He is no longer giving me a neck rub. He's.... oh, god, yesssssssss, good boy!

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Dear Colonel McKnight,

I promise to keep my perving limited to a limited audience. More than that, I can't guarantee.

It would be a smaller audience if you boys weren't so deliciously naughty, btw. When you tell Grimes to "hold still" and call him a "good boy" it *does* things to me. I can't be held responsible for that.

And who would have guessed you'd be such a tease?

-Salix

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

To salixbabylon

Just so long as you understand you are watching only. NO TOUCHING.

I am not a tease. I would have given full details, but I got distracted.

And now he's distracting me again.

No nude neck rubs this time. But he's on his hands and knees. Washing the kitchen floor.

Excuse me...

Sincerely,
Colonel Danny McKnight

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

No touching - yes Sir.

*watches with growing agitation as soap and water and suds go everywhere*

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

Mind you don't get too close and slip in the suds... I might have to reach out and steady you by grabbing that fine rack of yours.