letters from characters

[salixbabylon]

Entertain me!

No, really, this sounds like fun - stolen from lennongirl:

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" (even just few lines) from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

Fictional = poop. *pouts* Aren't the RPS characters I love largely fictional? You decide.

1. Qui-Gon Jinn
2. Obi-Wan Kenobi
3. Jack Sparrow
4. Aragorn son of blah blah blah
5. Legolas
6. Will Turner
7. Severus Snape
8. Remus Lupin
9. Danny McKnight
10. John Grimes

1. Ewan
2. Orlando
3. Eric
4. Sean B.
5. Elijah
6. Viggo
7. Karl

Comments

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

My friend,

After a life spent in the wilds, waking to the sound of flowing water, the rustling of small creatures leaving nests and burrows, the chatter of birds as they greet the dawn, dawn in White City seems cold and hard, with only stone walls to surround me and the quiet echo of servants' footsteps in the great hall. Yet I am content here. I have found my sun in Legolas's fair hair, see the flow of water over rock in the depth of his eyes, see the beauty of the untamed forest in the supple grace of his movements as he leaves our bed to greet the morning sun in his own fashion.

I am not the ranger I was, and fear I shall never be the King the people of Gondor - my people - deserve, yet I am content. Worry not for me. I am blessed among men for he has consented to spend his days with me here, and he is all I need to make this place my home.

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

To salixbabylon:

It has come to my attention that you have been perving on, ogling and generally drooling over MY boyfriend.

A LOT.

Let me get one thing clear. I am not a violent man. But I am a jealous man. I'm not proud of it, but I have come to terms with my jealousy and am confident in my abilities to contain the situation. It probably won't be too dnagerous for you, because I've been working on my jealousy issues. So I'm not going to let it bother me at all. I'm going to let it ride, just the way John tells me to do.

I'm going to take deep breaths and relax and remind myself of how much he loves me, and enjoy the way he's rubbing my shoulders and kissing my neck and telling me how much he loves me, and stay calm about this whole situation.

Because he's never going to give you a neck rub.

Naked.

Like he's doing to me. Right now.

So there.

Sincerely,
Colonel Danny McKnight

PS - Did I mention that he's naked while he gives me the neck rub?

PPSS - Scratch that. He is no longer giving me a neck rub. He's.... oh, god, yesssssssss, good boy!

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

Dear salixbabylon,

Just a quick note to thank you for getting Danny all jealous like that. He gets a little riled up sometimes, and I don't want to be indiscreet, but when he gets riled up, he gets riled up and, well...

Just thanks.

Yours,
John Grimes

PS - Do you think you could post some nude picutres of that actor that looks just like me? Because that always gets him extra riled. Thanks.

[lostiawen.livejournal.com]

Hello darlin',
I seem to have run out of kohl, could you be a luv and stock some up for me? I'll gladly pay ye when I sail into port again, ye know I'm as good as my word. (I suspect that the whelp's been playing with it, but he won't fess up no matter how many times I spank him.)

Oh, and I need more of that genuine hemp rope from Singapore. The cotton ones are just too flimsy to hold Will. The lad tears them apart when I stick my tongue up his arse. Don't have any idea what could possibly cause him to thrash so bloody much.

And I need another case of rum. What we have on the Pearl is not enough by a long shot. Here we are, halfway to port, and I'm already feelin' less than completely soused.

xxoo Captain Jack Sparrow

[lozateazer.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I don't have much time, because Karl's here and really, when Karl's here you just have to roll over and go along for the ride! But yeah... Um... OH! I know what I wanted to say!

You know that little thing I loaned you? You know the thing I'm talking about... Yeah, that one! Yeaaahh.... I need that back. Right now. Pretty please. ThankyouIloveyou!

Elwood