letters from characters

[salixbabylon]

Entertain me!

No, really, this sounds like fun - stolen from lennongirl:

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" (even just few lines) from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

Fictional = poop. *pouts* Aren't the RPS characters I love largely fictional? You decide.

1. Qui-Gon Jinn
2. Obi-Wan Kenobi
3. Jack Sparrow
4. Aragorn son of blah blah blah
5. Legolas
6. Will Turner
7. Severus Snape
8. Remus Lupin
9. Danny McKnight
10. John Grimes

1. Ewan
2. Orlando
3. Eric
4. Sean B.
5. Elijah
6. Viggo
7. Karl

Comments

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

My friend,

After a life spent in the wilds, waking to the sound of flowing water, the rustling of small creatures leaving nests and burrows, the chatter of birds as they greet the dawn, dawn in White City seems cold and hard, with only stone walls to surround me and the quiet echo of servants' footsteps in the great hall. Yet I am content here. I have found my sun in Legolas's fair hair, see the flow of water over rock in the depth of his eyes, see the beauty of the untamed forest in the supple grace of his movements as he leaves our bed to greet the morning sun in his own fashion.

I am not the ranger I was, and fear I shall never be the King the people of Gondor - my people - deserve, yet I am content. Worry not for me. I am blessed among men for he has consented to spend his days with me here, and he is all I need to make this place my home.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Beautiful, just beautiful. Thank you. :)

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

To salixbabylon:

It has come to my attention that you have been perving on, ogling and generally drooling over MY boyfriend.

A LOT.

Let me get one thing clear. I am not a violent man. But I am a jealous man. I'm not proud of it, but I have come to terms with my jealousy and am confident in my abilities to contain the situation. It probably won't be too dnagerous for you, because I've been working on my jealousy issues. So I'm not going to let it bother me at all. I'm going to let it ride, just the way John tells me to do.

I'm going to take deep breaths and relax and remind myself of how much he loves me, and enjoy the way he's rubbing my shoulders and kissing my neck and telling me how much he loves me, and stay calm about this whole situation.

Because he's never going to give you a neck rub.

Naked.

Like he's doing to me. Right now.

So there.

Sincerely,
Colonel Danny McKnight

PS - Did I mention that he's naked while he gives me the neck rub?

PPSS - Scratch that. He is no longer giving me a neck rub. He's.... oh, god, yesssssssss, good boy!

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Dear Colonel McKnight,

I promise to keep my perving limited to a limited audience. More than that, I can't guarantee.

It would be a smaller audience if you boys weren't so deliciously naughty, btw. When you tell Grimes to "hold still" and call him a "good boy" it *does* things to me. I can't be held responsible for that.

And who would have guessed you'd be such a tease?

-Salix

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

To salixbabylon

Just so long as you understand you are watching only. NO TOUCHING.

I am not a tease. I would have given full details, but I got distracted.

And now he's distracting me again.

No nude neck rubs this time. But he's on his hands and knees. Washing the kitchen floor.

Excuse me...

Sincerely,
Colonel Danny McKnight

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

No touching - yes Sir.

*watches with growing agitation as soap and water and suds go everywhere*

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

Mind you don't get too close and slip in the suds... I might have to reach out and steady you by grabbing that fine rack of yours.

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

Dear salixbabylon,

Just a quick note to thank you for getting Danny all jealous like that. He gets a little riled up sometimes, and I don't want to be indiscreet, but when he gets riled up, he gets riled up and, well...

Just thanks.

Yours,
John Grimes

PS - Do you think you could post some nude picutres of that actor that looks just like me? Because that always gets him extra riled. Thanks.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Dear John,

More details on Danny getting riled up and all the naked pictures of that actor that I can find are yours.

Video would also be welcome.

Or even just some night-vision binoculars?

-S

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

Dear Salix,

Night vision goggles are not a good idea. They don't work close up, and whenever they're around he wants to move away from me (which is totally the wrong direction, IMHO) so he can "spy" on me while I masturbate.

Please do not use them anywhere in our vicinity. I want to be the only thing distracting my commanding officer.

You want details? Well, last time he got riled up, he slammed me against the fridge, lifted me up, wrapped my legs around his waist and impaled me, while muttering "mine mine mine" all the while.

It completely ruined two weeks of quit smoking charts.

Not that I minded that much. I sucked him off while he re-drew the charts.

Sincerely,
John

PS - Don't tell him I told you that. He'll get all reiled up.

PPSS - On second thought, do tell him.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Just *dies*

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

*is smug in a submissive, Grimes-like fashion*

[lostiawen.livejournal.com]

Hello darlin',
I seem to have run out of kohl, could you be a luv and stock some up for me? I'll gladly pay ye when I sail into port again, ye know I'm as good as my word. (I suspect that the whelp's been playing with it, but he won't fess up no matter how many times I spank him.)

Oh, and I need more of that genuine hemp rope from Singapore. The cotton ones are just too flimsy to hold Will. The lad tears them apart when I stick my tongue up his arse. Don't have any idea what could possibly cause him to thrash so bloody much.

And I need another case of rum. What we have on the Pearl is not enough by a long shot. Here we are, halfway to port, and I'm already feelin' less than completely soused.

xxoo Captain Jack Sparrow

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Captain,

The kohl and a goodly amount of rum (how many bottles is that exactly, anyway?) are on their way.

I do demand to see young Will with the kohl, though, and suspect that the rum will assist with that, as it always does. Such a lightweight, the lad is.

The rope I may have to deliver in person... Just to make sure I get to see the kohl, savvy? Perhaps in the ropes as well...

- Admiral Salix

[lozateazer.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I don't have much time, because Karl's here and really, when Karl's here you just have to roll over and go along for the ride! But yeah... Um... OH! I know what I wanted to say!

You know that little thing I loaned you? You know the thing I'm talking about... Yeah, that one! Yeaaahh.... I need that back. Right now. Pretty please. ThankyouIloveyou!

Elwood

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Wood,

Dildo, boy. Say it or you can't have it back.

Plus, it's, uh, busy at the moment. You know how Orlando likes new toys...

;)

-S.

[lozateazer.livejournal.com]

DILDO! I need the DILDO! I don't care about Orlando! Giveitback! *little whinging dance* Do I have to come over there and get it myself?!

Lij

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

L -

Yes, come on over. Nothing I'd like to see more than you wrestling a slippery dildo away from a horny Orlando.

YUM

- S

[lozateazer.livejournal.com]

S-

Well, if you put it that way... Just give me ten minutes. I'll bring Karl.

-E