letters from characters

[salixbabylon]

Entertain me!

No, really, this sounds like fun - stolen from lennongirl:

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" (even just few lines) from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

Fictional = poop. *pouts* Aren't the RPS characters I love largely fictional? You decide.

1. Qui-Gon Jinn
2. Obi-Wan Kenobi
3. Jack Sparrow
4. Aragorn son of blah blah blah
5. Legolas
6. Will Turner
7. Severus Snape
8. Remus Lupin
9. Danny McKnight
10. John Grimes

1. Ewan
2. Orlando
3. Eric
4. Sean B.
5. Elijah
6. Viggo
7. Karl

Comments

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

Dear Salix,

Night vision goggles are not a good idea. They don't work close up, and whenever they're around he wants to move away from me (which is totally the wrong direction, IMHO) so he can "spy" on me while I masturbate.

Please do not use them anywhere in our vicinity. I want to be the only thing distracting my commanding officer.

You want details? Well, last time he got riled up, he slammed me against the fridge, lifted me up, wrapped my legs around his waist and impaled me, while muttering "mine mine mine" all the while.

It completely ruined two weeks of quit smoking charts.

Not that I minded that much. I sucked him off while he re-drew the charts.

Sincerely,
John

PS - Don't tell him I told you that. He'll get all reiled up.

PPSS - On second thought, do tell him.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Just *dies*

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

*is smug in a submissive, Grimes-like fashion*