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salixbabylon ([personal profile] salixbabylon) wrote2010-01-17 10:39 am
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babbley brain dump

* I could not live without tea in the morning.

* If it's going to rain, I wish it would bloody well get on with it. We're supposed to have a big storm, but it's just been pissing for the last two days.

* I HATE when I procrastinate, then forget, then have to scramble to get things done. It's an ongoing fault of mine. *sigh*

* Watched "Where the Heart Is" last night. Dear God, what an awful movie. Very very visually pretty, especially the costumes and the trompe l'oeil paintings, but the acting was so horrid and the characters had no motivation for anything they did, ever.

OTOH, the section with David Hewlett in the teensy grumpy cupid outfit was satisfyingly long. So pretty. Yum!

pissy twink cupid

* I need costume ideas for a plus-size woman (me) for a 1969-view-of-the-future costume party. Think Star Trek:TOS aliens or the Jetsons or whatever. I'm having a difficult time finding anything that isn't skimpy and would be unflattering. Ideas? This is all I've got so far:










I need a beehive wig and some velour or lame'... ;)

[identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The problem is that I feel like a whale lately. I think I need to get over that befre I can feel good about a costume. :P

[identity profile] heartofslash.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
A couple of hours before the party, fill the bath with lovely warm bubbly water (I know you love the fizzy, scrumptious bathing goods) and have a glass of whatever you like and listen to some sexay music and give yourself a good, long, delicious orgasm. Or two. Let the hubby join in. Or not. PAMPER yourself.

Then get dressed for the party, and make sure you have good quality dark chocolate to nibble on. You'll wear your costume with an air of sex appeal and confidence, because you don't need a costume to have fun, but it certainly is fun to dress up.

I know I always feel divine after a good wank.

[identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com 2010-01-19 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
THAT is a fantastic plan. I will have to try that. :)