Ficlet: Filial Concerns (Bill, Fred/George, R, 1/1)

[salixbabylon]

Title: Filial Concerns
Pairing: Bill, Fred/George
Word Count: 236
Rating: R
Disclaimer: JKR owns everything. I just like to play naughty games with her dollies.
Summary: Bill is more concerned about some of his brothers than others... As requested by helena_s_renn.


Filial Concerns

Bill sometimes worried about the twins. More than he worried about the others. Sure, he worried about the dangers of Charlie's job with the dragons, or Percy and his ambitions, or about Ron being such good friends with Harry Potter and always caught in the backwash of the risks that surrounded the Boy Who Lived. But his worry about the twins was different.

It was more concern, perhaps.

No; it was worry.

He was worried that they slept in the same bed for so long into their adolescence, worried the one time he'd gone upstairs above their shop to use the loo and found only a single bed in their one-room flat.

He worried that neither of them seemed to date. Either girls or boys.

And Bill really worried after he woke up one morning to a hot sweaty dream about the two of them having sex. They were his brothers, for Morgana's sake.

They were each other's brothers, for all of the Old Gods' sakes!

If there was a Hell, Bill was going there, after that dream. Well, after wanking off to that dream, if he had to be honest. It was the hottest fucking thing he'd ever imagined, and it made him feel horny and dirty and ashamed and aroused to even think about it, which he did, every damn time he touched his cock.

Which just gave him another thing to worry about...

~end~

Comments

[naotalba.livejournal.com]

You are a naughty, naughty girl. I admire that.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

*preens* Hehehe! Awesome! :)

It's not me - I swear it's the way JKR writes them...

[zooniverse.livejournal.com]

Haaa, Bill am a norty. IT must be the slight traces of Lycanthropy in his bloodstream.

Quite frankly, I'm surprised nobody (that i've seen anyhow) has picked up about the line during the wedding where Fred and George "disappear with a pair of girls"

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Hehe - glad you liked!

Some us are in denial about everything in DH - all the het bits especially. ;)

[zooniverse.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the only way I can reconcile remus/Tonks is that a)she can probably make herself look like sirius b)he kinda proves he's still in love with sirius all the way through and c)he ends up with sirius in the end :)

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Exactly - puppy love forever! ;)

[zooniverse.livejournal.com]

belated reply alert!

I wouldn't call the two of them "disappearing with a pair of girls" completely het, now, would you ;) She doesn't say that they went separately...

[rosi-smaabu.livejournal.com]

No worries, Bill. I'm right with you on that bus to hell.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

*looks around* It's a pretty full bus, isn't it? So many familiar faces. ;)

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Love. Love. Love.

I have a wet sweet spot for Fred/George. Add Bill to the mix and I'm one happy camper. You win at life.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

It's nice to know the pervy little thoughts that wander through my head are appreciated. :)

*snogs*

(So - are you visiting? Or did I miss it?)

[astrojen.livejournal.com]

Whew! I don't normally read HP. But there's something about the twins. Mmmm....;)

Jen ;->

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Delicious twinsies... In every fandom, they are my secret weakness. ;)

Bill.

[martinstjohn.livejournal.com]

I think Bill is shopping for things to feel guilty about. He must be a Calvanist. I don't think that unless pregnancy is involved as a possible result that slash couplings fall under "incest". The twins have had a thing which has only gotten stronger after over a decade. Must be SOMETHING right going on there.

Re: Bill.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Agreed - Bill has an overdeveloped sense of morals. Then again, who wouldn't be a little tripped out, wanking off about their brothers? ;)