Pervy Slash Whore

Title: Ron's Ribbons
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1345
Disclaimer: JKR owns everything. I just like to play naughty games with her dollies.
Summary: A wrapping charm goes awry and tests Harry's limited patience.
Notes: For sarka, who wanted a Christmas fic. Massive thank-yous to helena_s_renn for the beta!

( Ron's Ribbons )

Title: Why Harry and Ron Were Late
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 923
Disclaimer: JKR owns everything. I just like to play naughty games with her dollies.
Summary: In which Ron gets what he wanted, booboos are kissed better, and clothes are scattered everywhere.
Notes: For helena_s_renn, who wanted kink and humor. Kindly betaed by aqua_alta.

( Why Harry and Ron Were Late )

Title: What Are Words For?
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Prompt: "Words" – Missing Persons, part of the ficrocksthe80s fest
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4317
Disclaimer: JKR owns everything. I just like to play naughty games with her dollies.

Summary: "Six months after the end of the war Harry decided, admittedly in a fit of pique, that he wasn't going to talk any more."

Author's Notes: Surprisingly mostly canon compliant, even with DH. Only I didn't kill Fred because that's just wrong. Also warning = plot! Not my usual PWP-fare. Tons of thanks to my beloved beta, sarka *smooch*

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5)

( What Are Words For? - Part 6 )

Title: What Are Words For?
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Prompt: "Words" – Missing Persons, part of the ficrocksthe80s fest
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3819
Disclaimer: JKR owns everything. I just like to play naughty games with her dollies.

Summary: "Six months after the end of the war Harry decided, admittedly in a fit of pique, that he wasn't going to talk any more."

Author's Notes: Surprisingly mostly canon compliant, even with DH. Only I didn't kill Fred because that's just wrong. Also warning = plot! Not my usual PWP-fare. Tons of thanks to my beloved beta, sarka *smooch*

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3)

( What Are Words For? - Part 4 )

Title: What Are Words For?
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Prompt: "Words" – Missing Persons, part of the ficrocksthe80s fest
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4805
Disclaimer: JKR owns everything. I just like to play naughty games with her dollies.

Summary: "Six months after the end of the war Harry decided, admittedly in a fit of pique, that he wasn't going to talk any more."

Author's Notes: Surprisingly mostly canon compliant, even with DH. Only I didn't kill Fred because that's just wrong. Also warning = plot! Not my usual PWP-fare. Tons of thanks to my beloved beta, sarka *smooch*

(Part 1)

( What Are Words For? - Part 2 )

AD/GG = canon = life is good :)

Not a pairing I'd read, but still - it makes me VERY happy to see homosexuality becoming more normalized in our culture. (Yes there are still problems, stereotypes, blah blah blah - don't rain on my parade, man.)

Anyone want to make me some low-tech stick-figure art for the Harry/Draco fic I'm writing? I tried using MS Paint and got ok results, but it's kind of a pain in my ass and will take forever and ever. Plus, you'd get a sneak preview of the story, if you're so inclined. Not something too complicated, if you can use a mouse to draw, which I can't - it's worse than an Etch-a-Sketch to me.

The relevant passage: Harry added a bit more to his suggestion on the blackboard, drawing out a diagram of the action, complete with labeled stick figures and various wands and arrows everywhere.

If this sounds like a bit of fun to you, drop me a comment. :)

Also, to those of you who are even better with the HP canon details than I am, a question -- has Draco ever disarmed Harry? I don't think so, but frankly I can't remember. Anyone know? (Yes, yes, I plan to exercise creative license if no one else knows, but I thought I'd check before I flagrantly break with canon.)

Title: Chafed and Raw
Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Barty Crouch, Jr.
Word Count: 779
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: JKR owns everything. I just like to play naughty games with her dollies. Also = Canon? What Canon?
Summary: Lucius hosts an enjoyable evening with the new DE recruits. As requested by todd_loves_mc.

( Chafed and Raw )

no one will care about this but me, but whatever:

I have finally decided, after a week of wibbiling and background angst, that if I'm going to keep writing HP slash, I'm just going to have to ignore Deathly Hallows entirely, and probably Half-Blood Prince and Order of the Phoenix sometimes, too.

I have at least 4 ficlets and 1 multi-chap fic outlined, and if I'm going to complete them, I'm just going to have to go ahead as planned and consider them AUs.

That said, it's time for a poll:

[Poll #1028822]

I'm not promising to actually write these in order of popularity, more just wondering if anyone is interested at all...

Finished just barely in time for tomorrow's release...

( Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince -- *NO SPOILERS* but a few predictions )

THE END IS NIGH!!!

Whoo! Past the half-way point - and just in time for the movie tomorrow afternoon!

NOt much to say about this one, really. Either I'm getting lazy or just not much stuck me as unusual...

( Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire )

Two more books to go!