drabble (request #8)
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helena_s_renn:
Billy/Bean:
Today was hideous. I had this brilliant idea to imitate Orli all day, bounce all over, bug the fuck out of everyone. It would annoy the Elf *and* I'd get to grope Bean, too.
Everything went brilliantly until Bean walked in. I sashayed over in a spot-on Elf-glide and tried to drape myself on him like Orli does. But Bean's a lot taller than I am, a lot bulkier, a lot *more* than I am. And I got flustered and lost my nerve. Right there, in front of everyone. Speechless.
Aren't I supposed to be too old for this shite?
helena_s_renn:Billy/Bean:
Today was hideous. I had this brilliant idea to imitate Orli all day, bounce all over, bug the fuck out of everyone. It would annoy the Elf *and* I'd get to grope Bean, too.
Everything went brilliantly until Bean walked in. I sashayed over in a spot-on Elf-glide and tried to drape myself on him like Orli does. But Bean's a lot taller than I am, a lot bulkier, a lot *more* than I am. And I got flustered and lost my nerve. Right there, in front of everyone. Speechless.
Aren't I supposed to be too old for this shite?
