Pervy Slash Whore

So, Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day are both on the same day - Sunday.

My husband and I are watching Season 1 of "Chuck" - which I have decided I love - and propose that we should watch "Big Trouble in Little China" (because it's one of the best films EVER) and have Chinese food for CNY, and more or less blow off V-Day. While I love the romancey stuff and the friendship, I don't need roses, and I don't like diamonds, and a movie and take-out is fairly decent romance after 16+ years.

Me: "So, we're set for 'Big Trouble in Little China'?"
Him: "Yeah. You sure you don't want anything for V-day?"
Me: "Hm. Sex might be nice. We haven't done that in ages."
Him: "Sex sounds good."
Me: "Ok, so, BTILC, sexy fun times, ooh, and maybe some oral sex? Oh, and don't forget the crispy shrimps!"
Him: "Crispy shrimps and oral sex - noted."

Me and Mr. Salix, keeping the love alive... :)


"Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking outward in the same direction." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

God, I missed my boy and dog and bed and house and life. *clings* Today is SO a jammie day.

Here, have a giggle (you'll have to click on the image a few times to make it big enough to read):

Sometimes I just fucking *adore* Dan Savage:

Dear Dan: I am a completely straight guy. I am madly in love with my girlfriend. One night, she was giving me oral and stuck a finger in my ass. I was uncomfortable at first, but after a little while, I began to like it—I found it felt so good. Now, my girlfriend asked if I wanted to try a butt plug. At first, I said, "Yes!" But now, the more I think about it, I am starting to think it may be gay. My question: Is there something gay about using a butt plug?

Guy With Anal Interests

I've dedicated my life to reassuring panicky straight boys that a little anal stimulation won't make 'em gay. My oft-stated position: If a guy and a girl are doing it during sex—whatever it is, whatever it looks like—it's straight sex. And, yes, that includes a pair of straight girls making out to turn on a straight boy, as well as the far less common straight-boys-making-out-to-turn-on-a-straight-girl scenario.

But no more. From now on, I intend to sow gay panic when and where I can. Maybe straight men, who voted in overwhelming numbers for the various anti-gay shit on their ballots, won't be so quick to strip gay people of their civil rights if they're worried that one false move—or one finger up the butt—can turn them gay. So for the record, breeder boys: A finger in the butt can make you gay; using a butt plug can make you gay; doing it doggy-style can make you gay; playing with your nipples can make you gay; fucking a woman in the ass can make you gay; wiping from front-to-back can make you gay; standing up to pee can make you gay; and watching dudes hump dudes on ESPN—Ultimate Fighting Championship—for sure makes you gay.

http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-11-12/columns/q-is-there-something-gay-about-using-a-butt-plug-a-right-now-yes

ETA: And not that I don't always <3 loony_moony, but I do today especially - http://loony-moony.livejournal.com/245874.html and http://keepaofthecheez.livejournal.com/743020.html . The comments are the best parts. :)

I <3 my gay fandoms!

(If anyone can tell me how to make this show up just plain old huge, at it's real size, without needing to click and click and magnify, I would be most thoroughly grateful.)

Yay! tuleria wins the awesomness award!

I can't remember who posted this first, but you all need to go watch this *right NOW*. It'll get you in the holiday spirit. ;)





Oh yeah - totally NSFW.