humor and interactive meme

[salixbabylon]

My sweetie has been amusing me lately with our witty bedroom conversations:

Night #1 - I licked my finger and was going to twist it in his ear (yes, we are childish), but he covered his ear, so I reached down to his ass and said, without realizing what I was saying, "I'll give you a wet willie you'll never forget."

Needless to say, whatever mood there was, was broken by about 5 minutes of non-stop giggles.

Night #2 - I have on idea how the following exchange started, but:

him - "How it usually works is when you're in the locker-room and you need someone to loofah your back. And well, it's hard to tell where the back stops and the butt starts..."

me - "Plus, nobody wants butt pimples."

him – "Yeah, so you have to get in really deep - no one wants asscrack pimples. And the only way to tell that you've got the buttcrack really clean is the taste test."

me - "Oh, of course." *nods sagely*

him - "Nope, nothing queer about that at all - just 2 guys helping each other out."

me - "Right. United against butt pimples. With rimming."


Meme-theft from carynita:

Ask me to take a picture of any aspect of my life that you're interested in - it can be anything from the house I live in to my favourite shoes. Leave your choice here as a comment, and I will reciprocate by taking the pictures and posting them as an LJ entry. That way you get to know a little bit about my life.

Pics to come later in the week, probably in one batch.


Oddly, I seem to have songs from "The King and I" stuck in my head today...