pirate memes

gacked from eliuned:

If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?	Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate!	take_this_waltz
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)	glorfindel1980
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate	resonant8
Ye'll be pursued by Admiral	niennas_dreams
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...	abluegirl
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures	haleth_haladin
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!	827
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 92%
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and I got the pirate name from:

My pirate name is:

Captain Jenny Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

and the ship name from:

My Pirate Ship is the Unruly Gloom