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total bitch
Aug. 13th, 2005 07:45 pmSo I'm "home" in my hometown for the weekend, since it's my grandmother's 80th birthday and she wanted to have a big party. All the kids and grandkids and great-grandkids are there. *Eight* small children. From *three* of my cousins; 4 kids, 3 kids, and 1 kid, respectively. All under age 6. And it was mostly all right, the kids and my holier-than-thou baby-having cousins kept their distance. I think I give off the "you're sticky; get away" vibe pretty well.
But my (Catholic) aunt pulled me aside to ask it was true that I was having trouble getting pregnant, because my mom had told her that I was (WTF?) and she was praying for me. Nope, not trying, I said. Very definitely not. Thanks for the prayers, though, I guess. Apparently latex is stronger. ;)
And of course one cousin (the oldest after me, total snotty little prick who's always hated me) asked when I was going to start having some kids of my own. My reply was vague and diplomatic, but all I could think is, "You have *four* - why in fuck do I need to have any at all?"
On the plus side, apparently I look younger than my mother-of-three cousin, who is in fact about 7 years younger than me. Possibly 8 or 9.
So HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA on you all, you self-righteous assholes!
:P
Oh, and I got my period at the park. At least I'm not pregnant though, right? Right? (I was 5 days late and, um, we were a touch less that careful this month, so I was actually a little worried.)
But my (Catholic) aunt pulled me aside to ask it was true that I was having trouble getting pregnant, because my mom had told her that I was (WTF?) and she was praying for me. Nope, not trying, I said. Very definitely not. Thanks for the prayers, though, I guess. Apparently latex is stronger. ;)
And of course one cousin (the oldest after me, total snotty little prick who's always hated me) asked when I was going to start having some kids of my own. My reply was vague and diplomatic, but all I could think is, "You have *four* - why in fuck do I need to have any at all?"
On the plus side, apparently I look younger than my mother-of-three cousin, who is in fact about 7 years younger than me. Possibly 8 or 9.
So HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA on you all, you self-righteous assholes!
:P
Oh, and I got my period at the park. At least I'm not pregnant though, right? Right? (I was 5 days late and, um, we were a touch less that careful this month, so I was actually a little worried.)
