am back

am dead

see on YM and chat with the corpse!

was going to include a poll about whether everyone wanted the whole long travelogue and pictures or not.. and then decide i don't care, it's my journal, no one will force you to read it. ;)

very highly random

clean panties are a good thing

as is living in a time and place in which I first did laundry by hand at age 31

very glad to have settled that British cocks are measured in inches, not centimeters

Ewan makes me swoony in a way that Orlando and Viggo don't much anymore. This makes me sad to realize I am so fickle.

we hired my friend's son to work on the retaining walls while we were gone. he did and did a great job, but left a window open and now there is a thick layer of gritty sand over every surface in the front half of the house, and i killed myself cleaning the 2 days before we left so i could come home to a clean house. I'd be furious but he's topless again and his pants are falling off his ass again and I'm so burning in hell for this, aren't i?

i had something i wnated to say when i started this post but i can't remember what it is

god i've missed the internet