9 Random Sunday Things

1. Rum punch is fucking tricky, wicked stuff. Head = ow.

2. I have Abba stuck in my brain. Head = ow again.

3. The best thing about a 70s-themed swinger's party is indulging in So Much Blue Eyeshadow. Man, I LOVE blue eyeshadow. *happy sigh*

4. Roses on desk at the perfect unfurled stage and smell lovely when I press my nose into them. I wish I had roses in my yard. So do the deer, who think they are delicious. And the dog, who also eats them for reasons unknown.

5. Big fight on V-day, good date on Friday, long talk on Saturday = happy marriage again.

6. Husband wants to start watching SPN with me. On one hand: good, as I'll be less freaked out. On the other, much bigger hand, bad: no more pausing and walking up to the TV and just staring at it while hyperventilating. Damn.

7. I have no idea WTF is going on in my life. I feel like I just have to hang in there and have faith, but wow, moments like this are so hard for me. Having faith is, like, not easy.

8. Valentinr thank yous to everyone who left me such sweet messgaes = willys_digs, hammil77, jackieville, astrojen, hambares, lisagems, eeyore9990, ladykatiewench, helena_s_renn, lozateazer, untelling, uinen, and six sweet people who teased me by remaining anyonymous. You made my day so much brighter - thank you all! :)

9. More thanks and love to mizbhaven13 for the lovely icon, and for lisagems for the offer as well. You people rock my world with your generosity. *smooch*

help me write a story

OK, the repeated *headdesks* haven't killed the bunny I just had.

I now have a file on my desktop titled "OMGNOOOO J2"

So. *cough* I do need a teensy bit of help.

Here are some t-shirt slogans. Picture the text as white on black. (Images are here for anyone who wants to see the shirts themselves.)

Picture a certain far-too-tall-to-be-allowed rather goofy guy wearing them.

Which ones would you have him wear? Humor value and tormenting of co-stars with taste are important here:

[Poll #1140122]

Also. Um. I guess I kind of need a beta to help cover my ass and make sure for certain that none of this is too OOC. I'm thinking it won't be a long fic, at all. You know my usual M.O. – schmoop, humor, smut. Anyone?

God. I didn't even make it for two months.

*headdesks*