Coming soon - Porn Battle #3!!!

This is your friendly porny reminder that Porn Battle #3 is coming next week!

Here's the schedule:

Prompts post goes up: Monday, 3/31
Prompts post closes: Wednesday, 4/2
Writing starts: Thursday, 4/3
Writing closes: Monday, 4/7

Don't forget that you can resubmit prompts from past battles, too, so go ahead and start getting a list together now for next Monday's prompts post!

I'd love to see some more prompts from the fandoms I'm into - Supernatural, Harry Potter, any RPS, even bandslash - so if you have something you've always wanted to see written, go play!

You can submit a prompt with no obligation of writing. And these aren't fics we're asking for, just comment-length porn, so give it a try. What do you have to lose? :)

5 blargh things

1) Ok, I'm done with season #2 and Dean? Has broken my heart yet again.

He's so... *tortured*. And *PRETTY*. I just want to cuddle him and tell him it will all be all right.

In a very physical kind of way. Ahem.

2) Vacation tomorrow through Sunday, so if you're one of those people who tries to get a hold of me sometimes, I'll only be on sporadically. I know the hotel has wireless, and I'm taking my laptop to work, but I'm not sure how much I'll be able to.

3) Writing Texan boys? Makes me almost say "y'all" out loud. Dear god, shoot me now. It was bad enough when my slang turned all British and I sounded like a total ponce.

4) Dear Universe,

While I was, yes, kind of interested in a road trip, I did not really mean for it to be with my in-laws or to involved family in any way. Next time, I will be more specific.

5) People who suggest being a wheat-free vegan as a way to lose weight need to be bitch-slapped. Seriously. Life has no point without tea, chocolate, and bread. Next they'll suggest abstinence. *shudder*