Happy (slightly early) birthday heartofslash!!!!!!!!!!

[salixbabylon]

Ewan and I wanted to get you something useful for your birthday.



At first we thought maybe he could help out with the home renovations…

He could install your radiator:


No – that’s way too much heat for one room!

So Ewan thought he could help with cutting things up:


Or maybe not…


Perhaps he could help out with decorating the bedroom?


Or maybe with the upstairs flooring?


Are you renovating the bathroom?


This just isn’t working Ewan – we need a new plan for heartofslash.

How about some stripey socks?


Perhaps a leather jacket?


Or a frilly pink blouse?


Nothing seemed right for you, so Ewan suggested a nice cup of Tetley’s while we thought about it…


I’ve got it! I know what you’d *really* like:

Ewan and his HUGE COCK:



I knew we'd eventually figure out what you wanted most!

I hope you get everything your heart desires, sweetie! Happy birthday!

*snogs you silly*

Comments

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

I want them all. Especially the bedroom decorating. And the cutting things up. Or not. And he would look perfect in the upstairs hall, especially now that we have a banister up there again! And then there's the radiator... *gurgles*

What about carrying things around? Ewan could carry me around!

I must admit, I am one of the few who adores the frilly pink blouse. I could never wear such a thing, but Ewan looks adorable in it. And would look even more adorable taking it off.

But if anyone ever offered me a cup of tea like that I don't think I'd be able to drink it for all the drooling.

But of course, his huge cock is what we all want! I promise to share. Once I'm finished with it...

*smooooooooch*

[astrojen.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!! Wicked woman!!

Jen ;->

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

Ooo, what a pretty cock. *pets it*

[hlglne.livejournal.com]

happy birthday haleth and thanks for letting us ogle your presents! yummy!!!

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

I'm happy to share the pics.

But if Ewan ever shows up on my doorstep... let's just say you'd only get your hands on him after he was very very used.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Only the perviest best for her! ;)

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

You can take the chicken - I'm just going to go wash up Ewan...

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

I've already got him in the tub, though. *is greedy*

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Ewan would look sexy all over your house, babe. :)
He's the perfect decoration for any room!

Glad you liked it. *more snogs*

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

I think he'd look particularly good in the bedroom...

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

You know, I just looked at that tub pic again and noticed the grab bar above the soap dish...

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

Rotflmao.

Good morning! Happy birthday! I'm going to go post your fic now.

[siriala.livejournal.com]

Wonderful post !! *stares and drools some more*

I'm another one of the few who adore that blouse, although it would look stoopid on me ;)

And if you're done with Ewan around June, send him to France for me, please. I'll send you Djimon to make up for the loss ;)