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Title: If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together
Author:
salixbabylon
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 (overall)
Word Count: 556
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.
Summary: Jared and Jensen take a romp through the alphabet, teasing each other relentlessly all the way. AKA domestic schmoop, guy-style.
Notes: Thanks go out to everyone who contributed word prompts –
aelfwitchfic,
okinay,
tularia,
sarka,
anorienparker,
violetlemon47,
gigglingkat,
baileymoyes,
griffndor,
autumn_witch78,
seanlily,
arieltachna, and
sileya. And of course to
sarka for her writing help and betaing.
If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together
W is for Whisper, from
autumn_witch78
Humans made an awful lot of pointless vocalizations. Their words were useful, sometimes, and Sadie and Harley knew an awful lot more of them than most people seemed to realize, but the dogs had learned not to pay attention unless they heard important words like 'food' or 'park' or 'bath' or 'cookie.' Still, a good part of the things people meant to say, they conveyed with their bodies and with their tone of voice, just like dogs.
For example, first thing in the morning Jared's body said that he was happy it was a new day and that running outside would be a lot of fun and that he was happy to see Harley and Sadie. Jensen's body said that it was too damn early to be awake and that he needed some of that nasty, bitter-smelling water, and that everybody better watch out before he got it if they didn't want to be stumbled over or snarled at or both.
Once Jensen started sharing the big Alpha bed with Jared, they usually both woke up and said that cuddling would be nice, very nice, and that Sadie and Harley had to get off the bed now because they needed more room, sorry. Harley tended to pout more than Sadie did about having to wait for his breakfast and their run, but Jared was also extra-super happy with the world on those mornings so Sadie didn't mind.
Like Jared and Sandy (and like their Alpha sometimes all by himself, which was deeply puzzling), Jared and Jensen made an awful lot of strange yelping and barking noises while they were having dominance games in the bed. They made happy giggles, and deep oh-yes-that's-the-good-spot groans, and the occasional yelp of pain that wasn't uncommon when play got a little too rough or clumsy. Jared's howls of enjoyment were a lot louder than Jensen's but Jensen smelled like he enjoyed himself a lot anyway.
It took Sadie a long time to realize it but it was the sounds after the dominance-wrestling ended that were the most different. With Sandy, there had been quiet breathing and then sleep. With Jensen, unless it was late at night, there would be soft, contented noises, murmurs and cuddling and petting. The dogs usually tried to join in for that part, although the humans had a strange reluctance to let the dogs help clean them up. It was kind of stupid really, given the pitiful size of human tongues, but it was just another inexplicable thing about living in a mixed-species pack.
After the season started to change and the super-thick duck-smelling bedding came out, the murmurings in the Alpha bed took on a different tone. The humans' post-dominance noises were gentle and happy, and Sadie and Harley could clearly hear the love, the long conversations of affection and pack-bonding and devotion. They didn't have to say the words that made Jensen a little uncomfortable or Jared slightly sad; it was clear enough to anyone with eyes and a nose what was going on.
They were mated. Just like Sadie and Harley, ever since the day Jared brought them both home. Their pack was four now and they'd never go away without coming back home to each other.
And Sadie and Harley got the big bed downstairs all to themselves whenever they wanted it.
X is for Xena, Warrior Princess
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Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 (overall)
Word Count: 556
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.
Summary: Jared and Jensen take a romp through the alphabet, teasing each other relentlessly all the way. AKA domestic schmoop, guy-style.
Notes: Thanks go out to everyone who contributed word prompts –
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If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together
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Humans made an awful lot of pointless vocalizations. Their words were useful, sometimes, and Sadie and Harley knew an awful lot more of them than most people seemed to realize, but the dogs had learned not to pay attention unless they heard important words like 'food' or 'park' or 'bath' or 'cookie.' Still, a good part of the things people meant to say, they conveyed with their bodies and with their tone of voice, just like dogs.
For example, first thing in the morning Jared's body said that he was happy it was a new day and that running outside would be a lot of fun and that he was happy to see Harley and Sadie. Jensen's body said that it was too damn early to be awake and that he needed some of that nasty, bitter-smelling water, and that everybody better watch out before he got it if they didn't want to be stumbled over or snarled at or both.
Once Jensen started sharing the big Alpha bed with Jared, they usually both woke up and said that cuddling would be nice, very nice, and that Sadie and Harley had to get off the bed now because they needed more room, sorry. Harley tended to pout more than Sadie did about having to wait for his breakfast and their run, but Jared was also extra-super happy with the world on those mornings so Sadie didn't mind.
Like Jared and Sandy (and like their Alpha sometimes all by himself, which was deeply puzzling), Jared and Jensen made an awful lot of strange yelping and barking noises while they were having dominance games in the bed. They made happy giggles, and deep oh-yes-that's-the-good-spot groans, and the occasional yelp of pain that wasn't uncommon when play got a little too rough or clumsy. Jared's howls of enjoyment were a lot louder than Jensen's but Jensen smelled like he enjoyed himself a lot anyway.
It took Sadie a long time to realize it but it was the sounds after the dominance-wrestling ended that were the most different. With Sandy, there had been quiet breathing and then sleep. With Jensen, unless it was late at night, there would be soft, contented noises, murmurs and cuddling and petting. The dogs usually tried to join in for that part, although the humans had a strange reluctance to let the dogs help clean them up. It was kind of stupid really, given the pitiful size of human tongues, but it was just another inexplicable thing about living in a mixed-species pack.
After the season started to change and the super-thick duck-smelling bedding came out, the murmurings in the Alpha bed took on a different tone. The humans' post-dominance noises were gentle and happy, and Sadie and Harley could clearly hear the love, the long conversations of affection and pack-bonding and devotion. They didn't have to say the words that made Jensen a little uncomfortable or Jared slightly sad; it was clear enough to anyone with eyes and a nose what was going on.
They were mated. Just like Sadie and Harley, ever since the day Jared brought them both home. Their pack was four now and they'd never go away without coming back home to each other.
And Sadie and Harley got the big bed downstairs all to themselves whenever they wanted it.
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