salixbabylon: (ViggoLewd)
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So last night my husband decided to take a bath...

And after his bath he comes to bed in his bathrobe and we get ready for bed/cuddling/tucking-in. And I'm groping him because my hands just can't stay off his ass when it's *there* in front of me. And he's wiggling away from my hands, laughing about me always going for the goodies...

When he suddenly stops, sits down, and asks in this incredulous voice "Why is there glitter on my goodies?"

I laughed long and hard for about 15 minutes. Just traces of glitter were on his body, but his pubic hair and penis and balls were SO SPARKLY.

Turns out he used my last "solstice lights" bath bomb, citrus scented with TONS of glitter dust.

I'm *still* laughing. :)



So now both All that Glitters and The Banana Treatment have happened in real life, to me, *after* writing the fics... I need to start writing more kink, I think. ;)

Date: 2005-10-19 04:11 pm (UTC)
ext_25166: (Peachy - by me -Temp by perfectsquare)
From: [identity profile] abluegirl.livejournal.com
BWAH!!! That's too cute. :) :)

Date: 2005-10-19 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astrojen.livejournal.com
ROTLMAO!!! OMG I love it! I remember a most irate husband of mmine stomping out of the bathroom demanding to know why he was all glittery! Serves him right for jumping in straight after me! Heeheehee...
Almost as much fun as the time he fell asleep and I painted his toenails cerise pink. He refused to go to the gym all that week. ;)

Jen ;->

Date: 2005-10-19 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com
*snort*

Men and their glitter bombs. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Date: 2005-10-19 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jasmineskie.livejournal.com
LOL!!! Oh my... glittery goodies. *G*

Date: 2005-10-19 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosi-smaabu.livejournal.com
Oh, man. *lol*

Date: 2005-10-19 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thevixenne.livejournal.com
OMG!!! That's a picture I would have loved to have seen. The look on his face, I mean.

*whistles absently pretending to be innoccent*

Date: 2005-10-19 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astrojen.livejournal.com
I think they secretly like them...then moan to us about the glitter later on just to maintain their macho image. ;>

Jen ;->

Date: 2005-10-19 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soar38.livejournal.com
Not sure whether I needed to add that to my mental image of your hubby *chortles* Bless him!

Date: 2005-10-19 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
:) Glad to make you laugh - sounds like you've needed it lately. *hug*

Date: 2005-10-19 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
Hehehehhehe! I'm sure mine will be glad to know he's not the only one.

Mmmm... I'm having a serious black-fingernail-polish on boys *thing* at the moment. Not a fetish, just a thing. ;)

Date: 2005-10-19 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
Hehehehehhe! :)

Date: 2005-10-19 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
I'm submitting that for this week's winner for "best phrase". :)

Date: 2005-10-19 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
*laughs some more*

Date: 2005-10-19 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
Hahahahha. I actually begged him to let me take a picture but he totally refused. Spoilsport. :P

His face wasn't too bad, though... *g*

Date: 2005-10-19 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
Yeah... My husband is *so* macho...

*dies laughing*

Date: 2005-10-19 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
Hahahaha. Sorry! :)

Date: 2005-10-19 09:06 pm (UTC)
ext_30583: (ass ani)
From: [identity profile] nimmy.livejournal.com
*note to self*

get glitter bath bombs next time I need a good laugh

thanks for the tip

*giggles*

Date: 2005-10-19 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
heheheheheh :)

Date: 2005-10-19 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astrojen.livejournal.com
Mmmm.....things. ;)

Jen ;->

Date: 2005-10-20 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sileya.livejournal.com
*ROLLING*

OMG, that is SO DAMN FUNNY.

Date: 2005-10-20 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
*giggles* I wish he'd let me take a picture...

Date: 2005-10-20 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oftheunderworld.livejournal.com
That. is. HILARIOUS.

bwhaha.

Date: 2005-10-20 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lozateazer.livejournal.com
How about a recreation while he's sleeping? Doesn't have to be a bath bomb, they sell glitter by itself now, y'know...

He would never know O.o

Date: 2005-10-20 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soar38.livejournal.com
LOL Are you really? ;-p

Date: 2005-10-20 06:44 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-10-20 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
Heh... He's not *that* sound of a sleeper, but maybe... ;)

Date: 2005-10-21 12:23 am (UTC)

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