life imitates art, AGAIN
Oct. 19th, 2005 08:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
salixbabylonSo last night my husband decided to take a bath...
And after his bath he comes to bed in his bathrobe and we get ready for bed/cuddling/tucking-in. And I'm groping him because my hands just can't stay off his ass when it's *there* in front of me. And he's wiggling away from my hands, laughing about me always going for the goodies...
When he suddenly stops, sits down, and asks in this incredulous voice "Why is there glitter on my goodies?"
I laughed long and hard for about 15 minutes. Just traces of glitter were on his body, but his pubic hair and penis and balls were SO SPARKLY.
Turns out he used my last "solstice lights" bath bomb, citrus scented with TONS of glitter dust.
I'm *still* laughing. :)
So now both All that Glitters and The Banana Treatment have happened in real life, to me, *after* writing the fics... I need to start writing more kink, I think. ;)
And after his bath he comes to bed in his bathrobe and we get ready for bed/cuddling/tucking-in. And I'm groping him because my hands just can't stay off his ass when it's *there* in front of me. And he's wiggling away from my hands, laughing about me always going for the goodies...
When he suddenly stops, sits down, and asks in this incredulous voice "Why is there glitter on my goodies?"
I laughed long and hard for about 15 minutes. Just traces of glitter were on his body, but his pubic hair and penis and balls were SO SPARKLY.
Turns out he used my last "solstice lights" bath bomb, citrus scented with TONS of glitter dust.
I'm *still* laughing. :)
So now both All that Glitters and The Banana Treatment have happened in real life, to me, *after* writing the fics... I need to start writing more kink, I think. ;)
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Date: 2005-10-19 04:11 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-10-19 04:44 pm (UTC)Almost as much fun as the time he fell asleep and I painted his toenails cerise pink. He refused to go to the gym all that week. ;)
Jen ;->
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Date: 2005-10-19 08:31 pm (UTC)Mmmm... I'm having a serious black-fingernail-polish on boys *thing* at the moment. Not a fetish, just a thing. ;)
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Date: 2005-10-19 11:04 pm (UTC)Jen ;->
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Date: 2005-10-19 05:48 pm (UTC)Men and their glitter bombs. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
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Date: 2005-10-19 07:28 pm (UTC)*whistles absently pretending to be innoccent*
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Date: 2005-10-19 08:35 pm (UTC)His face wasn't too bad, though... *g*
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Date: 2005-10-19 07:48 pm (UTC)Jen ;->
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Date: 2005-10-19 08:36 pm (UTC)*dies laughing*
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Date: 2005-10-19 09:06 pm (UTC)get glitter bath bombs next time I need a good laugh
thanks for the tip
*giggles*
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Date: 2005-10-19 09:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-20 12:15 am (UTC)OMG, that is SO DAMN FUNNY.
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Date: 2005-10-20 04:06 am (UTC)bwhaha.
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Date: 2005-10-20 09:04 am (UTC)He would never know O.o
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