"But Padawan, if you do that with a light saber, it will short out the power source."
"Not if you put it on stand-by mode and cover the end with a...uh...sheath."
Obi-Wan innocently bats his eyes.
Qui-Gon gets a raging erection.
Smut ensues.
(Don't mind me, I'm in desperate need of chocolate. Aaaaannnnndddd the oatmeal/chocolate chip muffins are due out of the oven in feve, four, three, two... bye.)
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Date: 2006-02-05 12:09 am (UTC)"Not if you put it on stand-by mode and cover the end with a...uh...sheath."
Obi-Wan innocently bats his eyes.
Qui-Gon gets a raging erection.
Smut ensues.
(Don't mind me, I'm in desperate need of chocolate. Aaaaannnnndddd the oatmeal/chocolate chip muffins are due out of the oven in feve, four, three, two... bye.)