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Dear Goddess,

I did NOT agree to 12+ hours of sobbing cramps in exchange for the ability to have multiple orgasms.

(Oh wait. Did I? I suppose that might have seemed like a good deal at the time...)

Nevertheless, next lifetime my soulmate has agreed to wear the boobs and I will wear the cock. Please make a note of it.

OH - And these hormonal shifts every 5-10 years or so where I get EVEN MORE horny and my face breaks out into pimples for about a year -- NOT FUCKING FUNNY.

Grumpily,

-Salix

*smooches*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY lennongirl!!!

May your year be full of fantastic parties, hot boys, and all the wildness you can handle! I'm so glad to know you! *hug* :)