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[salixbabylon]

Dear Goddess,

I did NOT agree to 12+ hours of sobbing cramps in exchange for the ability to have multiple orgasms.

(Oh wait. Did I? I suppose that might have seemed like a good deal at the time...)

Nevertheless, next lifetime my soulmate has agreed to wear the boobs and I will wear the cock. Please make a note of it.

OH - And these hormonal shifts every 5-10 years or so where I get EVEN MORE horny and my face breaks out into pimples for about a year -- NOT FUCKING FUNNY.

Grumpily,

-Salix

Comments

[miladyhawke.livejournal.com]

I feel kinda bad that this is the funniest bitching post I've ever seen :P

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

:D Thanks!

[sam-erotica.livejournal.com]

*gentle squeeze*

XOXOX

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

*hug* Thank you! Feeling much better now.

[andolinn.livejournal.com]

My solution to cramps is 4 ibuprofen (800 mg) taken all at the same time. Not 2 now, 2 later, not 3 now, one more in 30 minutes. All 4 at same time. It works for me, might help you... Cuz it's tough to remember those orgasms when doubled over.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Another friend just told me the same thing - I've always taken alleve, but apparently ibuprofen/motrin works better. I wrote it down and put a big post-it in my dayplanner next to next month. Thank you for the advice!