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yes, another meme
Dec. 29th, 2005 10:26 pmi found this intriguing, so...
Watched "little Voice" this evening. I am so in love. Smitten. *swoon*splat*
*happy sigh*
He's so cute when he's shy...
And I've now finished the first 9 of the "Jedi Apprentice" books. Thank fucking god Xanatos is finally fucking dead. :P But yes, I'm going to read the rest of them. Why? Because the library has them and I'm pretending it's "research." And that they are for my son, or some other adolescent male child I'd be checking books out for. I can't even believe I'm old enough to have a child old enough for these books, but I could. Easily. You know, if I were a totally different person. Sometimes the mind boggles thinking of mighthavebeens...
Sometimes I think I'm the only person in the universe who has chosen not to have children. Even on-line, I think a 98% of you who are over 30 have them...
And you should thank me for deleting the rest of that and just leaving you with this: A Padawan's Guide to Health, Fitness and Living with your Master It's PG-13, humor. Two excerpts to tempt you:
Laundry
Congratulations! You are now responsible for both your own and your Master's laundry. Laundry facilities are available in Temple sub-basement level 54 and are open twenty-four hours a day. Needless to say, after 22:00 hours is the best time to get a machine. Change machines are available but are rarely in working order, so bring lots of one and two dactari coins along. Most Padawans get used to the machines quickly - just remember not to mix beige and brown in the same wash. Also, don't forget that your love slave/exotic dancer costume will in most cases require specialist cleaning treatment. If you're not sure about a stain, however embarrassing, ASK. Believe us when we tell you that the staff at the local cleaning firms have heard it all before.
Oil, Scented
Bottles of scented oil are obviously the equivalent of disposable pens and small coins in other universes because they turn up everywhere, in cupboards, on richly carved cabinets, down the sides of couches, under mattresses and in spartan emergency survival packs which only have enough food in them for three days at the most. Do not throw these away. Their use will become apparent.
I'm sorry I've been such a downer lately. Will try to improve morale ASAP.
Watched "little Voice" this evening. I am so in love. Smitten. *swoon*splat*
*happy sigh*
He's so cute when he's shy...
And I've now finished the first 9 of the "Jedi Apprentice" books. Thank fucking god Xanatos is finally fucking dead. :P But yes, I'm going to read the rest of them. Why? Because the library has them and I'm pretending it's "research." And that they are for my son, or some other adolescent male child I'd be checking books out for. I can't even believe I'm old enough to have a child old enough for these books, but I could. Easily. You know, if I were a totally different person. Sometimes the mind boggles thinking of mighthavebeens...
Sometimes I think I'm the only person in the universe who has chosen not to have children. Even on-line, I think a 98% of you who are over 30 have them...
And you should thank me for deleting the rest of that and just leaving you with this: A Padawan's Guide to Health, Fitness and Living with your Master It's PG-13, humor. Two excerpts to tempt you:
Laundry
Congratulations! You are now responsible for both your own and your Master's laundry. Laundry facilities are available in Temple sub-basement level 54 and are open twenty-four hours a day. Needless to say, after 22:00 hours is the best time to get a machine. Change machines are available but are rarely in working order, so bring lots of one and two dactari coins along. Most Padawans get used to the machines quickly - just remember not to mix beige and brown in the same wash. Also, don't forget that your love slave/exotic dancer costume will in most cases require specialist cleaning treatment. If you're not sure about a stain, however embarrassing, ASK. Believe us when we tell you that the staff at the local cleaning firms have heard it all before.
Oil, Scented
Bottles of scented oil are obviously the equivalent of disposable pens and small coins in other universes because they turn up everywhere, in cupboards, on richly carved cabinets, down the sides of couches, under mattresses and in spartan emergency survival packs which only have enough food in them for three days at the most. Do not throw these away. Their use will become apparent.
I'm sorry I've been such a downer lately. Will try to improve morale ASAP.
