lots of sex or v-day related memes

Mostly stolen from dirtysidekick and a few others:

salixbabylon will have to write:

I will not put mirrors on my shoes so I can look up girls skirts

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

*pouts*

	Dear Cupid, This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
I caught Andolinn in bed with my mother. Sodomis blindfolded me and cuffed me to the bed then disappeared – only to return a day later with the explanation, 'dude... I found a huge blunt'. Makemefly-10 was video taping me while I was changing then put it up on the internet and now I’m a huge star.
So as you can see it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Lines-of-frost hook up with me this Valentine's day? Sincerely, salixbabylon
Take this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com
( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )

( and a bunch more... What can I say - it's Saturday and my date cancelled on me )