porn battle again!

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pimpin' words swiped from telesilla:

The call for prompts goes up next Monday (June 9), so you have the weekend to ponder and come up with the most wicked porny prompts that you can. Then the prompt list will go up early Thursday (6/12) and you can write like crazy until Tuesday afternoon. Yes, that's an extra day because more porn is better porn and so on!

Remember that you do not need to have an IJ to participate in any portion of the battle(prompting or writing); anon commenting is always on.

Porn Battle Four:

Prompts post goes up: early Monday morning, 6/9
Prompts post closes: late Wednesday afternoon, 6/11
Writing starts/prompts go up: early Thursday morning, 6/12
Writing closes: late Tuesday afternoon, 6/17

Please feel free to spread the word far and wide; let's see if we can break our previous records this time!

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ETA: Art is welcome too - come draw!

not-so-thinky thoughts

1) i am a total contrary brat. give me a fandom, any fandom. one pairing will appeal to me the most. for some reason, one boy will keep being written as a bottom. very shortly, i will get super pissed off on his behalf. he's not a girl. he's not weak. stop making him cry, and goddamnit, let the man top every once in a while!

*grr*

so yeah. jensen on top - rec me, please.

2) we saw prince caspian today. i had *so* many naughty thoughts.

i'd feel badly about it, but really, why bother? i've always thought boys like that were so pretty, from when i was a little girl myself. i think it's ok if i still think that flavor of boyish beauty is lovely, even if i am old enough to be their mothers.

also, my husband laughs at me when i squee.

3) my brain is in such a writey mood, but not enough to actually, say, open MS Word. Just enough to play out little "what if" plotlines in my head.

also? tell my brain to stop with the Wincest, please. i keep telling it not to go there but it doesn't listen, like some unruly, deviant, horny teenager. "i can go there if i want to and you can't stop me so nyah." :P

i think i need to put my brain on probation until it behaves better.

4) also, my shift key isn't working very well. i'm not just trying to be some pretentious e.e. cummings wanker. feh.