too many things

Last night I read a cute gen story about Teyla making a mismatched, misshapen patchwork afghan with squares contributed by everyone on Atlantis. (Piece by Piece, by Friendshipper)

So now, of course, I want one. Just need to figure out if others would be interested in helping with the project and how to coordinate a crocketed-or-knitted-blocks exchange.

It must be spring. Because I also want to:

1) paint the kitchen fun colors

2) plan the goddamned landscaping (what? it's only been 8 years)

3) scrub every inch of the house, including washing the carpets and caulking the windows

4) plan out my summer trips

5) FINISH MY NOVEL

6) have tons of exciting sex - maybe with more than just my husband!

7) body painitng art project

8) fix the clothing that needs alterations

9) plan a Victorian Underwear Lesbian Croquet tournament at the courthouse for Pride Day

10) make a "girly stuff" Rube Goldberg device (makeup, tampons, dildos, etc) and videotape it and set it to the song "I enjoy being a girl"

11) make the *9* fabric quilts I owe people from xmas 2009

12 )start belly dance classes again

13) fix the Wanton Hussy website

14) start up the monthly WH newsletters again

15) host a witch's/crone's tea party (hats required)

And I'm sure there's a few other projects I'm forgetting...

Why yes, I do seem to have contracted a terminal case of Bright Shiny Object Syndrome.

*facepalms*