Win a date with Jared!

(Okay, really, it's a cameo role in my fic. I am tragically bad at coming up with names for random characters, so I thought I'd make it into a fun little contest thingy on my LJ.)

R201-Jared's "date" will be with whichever fangirl can prove that she loves Jared the most.

But this is not a popularity contest – you have to actively do something:
List the reasons you love Jared, the things you love about him.

Whoever can come up with the most reasons in 24 hours, wins. You can make as many posts as you need. Posts will be screened.

Note: There is a maximum limit of 10 "reasons" in praise of his body!

Winner will have the name of their choice (your real name, your fannish name, whatever) as Jared's girl du jour. ;)

Tell your fiends! Think creatively! Have fun!

ETA: 5 more hours to go!!!!!
The race is on between chosen_entity, untelling, white_monarch, and sierraphoneix.