3 facts meme

[salixbabylon]

Stolen shamelessly from telesilla because I fangirl her and it sounds like fun:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

You may choose any character in any fandom that I've written in. If you want a specific incarnation of Snape (or Remus or Ewan or Orlando), just tell me what fic-universe you're asking about.

Comments

[naotalba.livejournal.com]

Qui-Gon Jinn.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

1) He's ticklish in that spot right at the top of the thigh, where it meets the curve of his ass.

2) Listening to Obi-Wan masturbate when he was a teen was the biggest challenge to his sense of serenity since Xanatos died.

3) When not required to wear standard-issue Jedi garb, he has a pair of sapphire blue silk boxer shorts that he loves.

[aqua-alta.livejournal.com]

Snape (of course).

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

1) Potions are his second love. Dark Arts, and power in general, are his first. This is why he was so easily led astray to the Dark Lord.

2) His hair really is quite greasy, but the steam and potions fumes don't do it any favors. His nose is not that big, now that he's grown into it. His cock *is*. ;)

3) Marmalade totally grosses him out - bits mixed in with jelly - yuck! Give him some quince jelly, though, and he'll be in your debt (until he figures out what kind of potion to make for you in exchange).

[obselizabeth.livejournal.com]

i think i'd like the incantation that brings orlando directly to my shower tonight ;)

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

OOOOhhhhh BBBBeeeeeee
Orrrrrrliiiiii
Come here, come to me!

Wet as a pirate, clean as an elf,
Come here and help me wash myself!

Scrub my breasts - get the soap.
That you'll drop it, I'll have to hope.

Dirty as a blacksmith, dirty as a slasher
Rub those hands and work up a lather!

You Southern softie with your Lush shampoo,
You wash me and I'll do you!

OOOOhhhhh BBBBeeeeeee
Orrrrrrliiiiii
Come here, come to me!


(let me know if it works!)

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

Oh my... is it hot in here?

Orlando opened his eyes as hot water hit him in the back, then squealed when the water hit him in the front and he realized he was naked. And not alone.

"Here," she said, handing him a bottle of Lush shampoo, a wicked gleam in her eyes. "We'll trade off, right? You do me, and I'll do you?"

He didn't think clean hair was all she had in mind.

He took the bottle with numb fingers. "Fuck me," he muttered. This was the last time he drank tequila with the guys, and definitely the last time he let them convince him to eat the worm.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

*cackles* His expression in your icon is *perfect*! :)

[obselizabeth.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
in my dreams!

(but lovely job!) ;)

[sarka.livejournal.com]

Remus ;)

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

1. Loathes fruit-scented soap on general principle, but rather likes Sirius' cherry-bark scented shampoo. It's earthy.

2. Secretly always thought Peter smelled funny and never quite trusted him, but didn't want to go against James and Sirius so never said anything. Thus, massive guilt.

3. If offered fine china he'll use it, but really he prefers his own chipped ceramic teapot and mugs because he doesn't have to be fussy with them.

4. Secretly dreams of being a writer. Has notes for a DADA textbook he's been toying with writing ever since he got chucked out of Hogwarts.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Well, since someone already asked about Remus...

Orlando from the Assurance universe.

*snogs you silly*

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

1) Has never really subbed - has always hated that dynamic and doesn't believe that you have to be a good sub before you can be allowed to dom.

2) Loves leather. Feels very conflicted about the animal-rights aspect of it, but he loves it - the scent, the texture, the way it feels on his skin. Everything about it makes his blood race.

3) The entire world can be going to hell in a handbasket but a good cup of ceylon/assam tea (white, two sugars) can fix anything. Irish Breakfast will do also, but he will never ever accept Earl Grey - it's simply foul.

[foxrafer.livejournal.com]

Ewan from the Ewan/Eric series.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

1) Absolutely hates underpants, even boxers, and secretly resents that he has to wear them almost every day because otherwise the ladies in costuming will freak out.

2) Wishes he could have had a career (that there was a possible career to be had) in motorcycle racing.

3) Was 12 the first time he kissed a boy. Was 18 when he tried it again a second time, after getting beaten up by the first boy.