Ficlet: Drugged/Stoned (1/1)
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salixbabylonTitle/Prompt: "Drugged/Stoned" from the 28-fics-meme (30 actually)
Pairing: Orlando/Sean/Eric for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
second_banana
Author:salixbabylon
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 614
Disclaimer: Complete fiction. I am implying nothing about the real sexual preferences of the actors herein. Absolutely no disrespect is meant to them.
Note: Somewhat follows A Whole Lot More Greek
"Oh come on Sean, it'll be great," Orlando said in a wheedling tone. "Come on Eric, convince him."
Eric and Sean shared a significant look.
"I haven't done any of this shite since the 70s," Sean said with a roll of his eyes.
Eric raised an eyebrow at him.
"All right, 80s, more like. A long time, any rate."
"Where'd you get this anyhow?" Eric asked.
"Oh, some bloke I met on the beach. Very friendly. Had no idea who I was; it was brill," Orlando laughed.
"How much have you smoked already?" Eric said in stern big-brother mode.
Orlando's giggles were punctuated with snorts. "Just a wee smidgening smackeral of a bit," he said, taking an imaginary pinch of nothing and tossing it into the air like so much smoke.
The two older men shook their heads and took the pipe away from him.
"All right, fine," Eric surrendered, "I guess we haven't got anything better to do."
The two older men took the plastic baggie away as well and spent a few minutes examining the buds and the pipe. Especially the pipe.
"What the fuck is this thing?" Something in Sean's tone suggested he'd been confronted with alien technology.
Snorting again Orlando answered, "A water pipe. You suck and blow bubbles." He took it from them and demonstrated. The sound of the bubbles gurgling through the pipe set off a round of sniggering that the other two failed to join in.
"Don't you have any rolling papers?" Sean asked.
"No way! This is lots better," Orlando insisted, shaking his head as the other two refused to take it back from him.
Getting a new idea, Orlando rummaged around his rucksack and produced a wooden pipe that looked like a prop from some Sherlock Holmes production. It did the trick, though, and in a short while all three were nicely loaded.
They sat on the beach, laughing and making inane comments about the blueness of the sky and the streaky white clouds and the screaming gulls. And Sean finally relaxed enough to laugh in a way he denied sounded at all like a giggle, as Orlando and Eric rolled around wrestling and giggle-snorting as they tickled each other.
"Ah, this is the life," Eric said during a breather. "Genuine California green. Dunno how long I've wanted to try some of it."
Orlando nodded. "It's lovely, yeah?" The other two nodded. "Excellent. So how stoned would you two have to be to kiss?"
Eric and Sean gave each other appraising looks. They'd said often enough that they weren't attracted to each other, just willing to share Orlando while they had the chance. Orlando entirely wasn't buying it, though, and had kept at them to shag each other. Without success.
Sean rolled his eyes. "It's just a kiss, mate." He leaned forward and pressed his lips to Eric's, neither soft nor hard, just tasting.
Eric kissed him back. And kept kissing back. A few long moments passed and one of them moaned. Orlando wasn't sure which, although his bets were on Sean, as Eric's firm hands wrapped around his head.
Orlando reached in between and pushed the two of them apart like an impatient toddler. "Hey! I thought you said you weren't interested in each other like that!"
Eric laughed, "Well, be careful what you ask for."
Sean nodded, "A good snog is a good snog."
Eric gave Sean a hungry look. Sean returned it and licked his lips.
Orlando pouted.
"Oh, come here," Sean chuckled as Eric grabbed Orlando by the scruff and pulled him in between. "We'd both rather snog you," he said, and they proceeded to demonstrate the truth of his words.
~end~
Pairing: Orlando/Sean/Eric for
second_bananaAuthor:
salixbabylonRating: PG-13
Word Count: 614
Disclaimer: Complete fiction. I am implying nothing about the real sexual preferences of the actors herein. Absolutely no disrespect is meant to them.
Note: Somewhat follows A Whole Lot More Greek
"Oh come on Sean, it'll be great," Orlando said in a wheedling tone. "Come on Eric, convince him."
Eric and Sean shared a significant look.
"I haven't done any of this shite since the 70s," Sean said with a roll of his eyes.
Eric raised an eyebrow at him.
"All right, 80s, more like. A long time, any rate."
"Where'd you get this anyhow?" Eric asked.
"Oh, some bloke I met on the beach. Very friendly. Had no idea who I was; it was brill," Orlando laughed.
"How much have you smoked already?" Eric said in stern big-brother mode.
Orlando's giggles were punctuated with snorts. "Just a wee smidgening smackeral of a bit," he said, taking an imaginary pinch of nothing and tossing it into the air like so much smoke.
The two older men shook their heads and took the pipe away from him.
"All right, fine," Eric surrendered, "I guess we haven't got anything better to do."
The two older men took the plastic baggie away as well and spent a few minutes examining the buds and the pipe. Especially the pipe.
"What the fuck is this thing?" Something in Sean's tone suggested he'd been confronted with alien technology.
Snorting again Orlando answered, "A water pipe. You suck and blow bubbles." He took it from them and demonstrated. The sound of the bubbles gurgling through the pipe set off a round of sniggering that the other two failed to join in.
"Don't you have any rolling papers?" Sean asked.
"No way! This is lots better," Orlando insisted, shaking his head as the other two refused to take it back from him.
Getting a new idea, Orlando rummaged around his rucksack and produced a wooden pipe that looked like a prop from some Sherlock Holmes production. It did the trick, though, and in a short while all three were nicely loaded.
They sat on the beach, laughing and making inane comments about the blueness of the sky and the streaky white clouds and the screaming gulls. And Sean finally relaxed enough to laugh in a way he denied sounded at all like a giggle, as Orlando and Eric rolled around wrestling and giggle-snorting as they tickled each other.
"Ah, this is the life," Eric said during a breather. "Genuine California green. Dunno how long I've wanted to try some of it."
Orlando nodded. "It's lovely, yeah?" The other two nodded. "Excellent. So how stoned would you two have to be to kiss?"
Eric and Sean gave each other appraising looks. They'd said often enough that they weren't attracted to each other, just willing to share Orlando while they had the chance. Orlando entirely wasn't buying it, though, and had kept at them to shag each other. Without success.
Sean rolled his eyes. "It's just a kiss, mate." He leaned forward and pressed his lips to Eric's, neither soft nor hard, just tasting.
Eric kissed him back. And kept kissing back. A few long moments passed and one of them moaned. Orlando wasn't sure which, although his bets were on Sean, as Eric's firm hands wrapped around his head.
Orlando reached in between and pushed the two of them apart like an impatient toddler. "Hey! I thought you said you weren't interested in each other like that!"
Eric laughed, "Well, be careful what you ask for."
Sean nodded, "A good snog is a good snog."
Eric gave Sean a hungry look. Sean returned it and licked his lips.
Orlando pouted.
"Oh, come here," Sean chuckled as Eric grabbed Orlando by the scruff and pulled him in between. "We'd both rather snog you," he said, and they proceeded to demonstrate the truth of his words.
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Date: 2006-06-16 03:30 am (UTC)Yes, Orlando. Be careful what you ask for. You might get more than a bargain, which is what this delightful little ficlet is.
This is precious, salix. I love them all stoned and giggly and just a hair horny. Or maybe a little more than a hair.... *wink*
Thanks!
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Date: 2006-06-16 05:07 pm (UTC)Which is exactly my reaction to indulging. ;)
Yes, Orlando should know better - if he wants to stay the center of attention (and who wouldn't, with those two?), he'd better let go of that plan to get them to fuck. Or maybe try some Ecstasy next time...
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Date: 2006-06-16 04:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-16 05:09 pm (UTC)I'm glad you liked it - I wasn't sure where it was going until the end! :)
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Date: 2006-06-16 05:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-16 05:10 pm (UTC)Orli's definitely got the right approach to lowering their inhibitions, I think. ;)
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Date: 2006-06-16 08:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-16 05:11 pm (UTC)*smooch* I'm always so flattered when you want more. :)
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Date: 2006-06-19 08:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-16 09:56 am (UTC)Jen ;->
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Date: 2006-06-16 05:13 pm (UTC)Or is it that I think everyone is funny when *I'm* stoned?
Whichever - it's all good. ;)
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Date: 2006-06-17 02:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-16 04:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-16 05:14 pm (UTC)*smooch* I love it when people ask for more - thank you!
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Date: 2006-06-16 05:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-17 02:09 am (UTC)And if I were Orlando, I'd pout at being left out from those two snogging, too. ;)
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Date: 2006-06-16 06:25 pm (UTC)Especially between these two!
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Date: 2006-06-17 02:10 am (UTC)Glad you liked it!
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Date: 2006-06-17 06:21 am (UTC)Especially Orli's pout and Sean's notgiggle.
*snogs you breathless*
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Date: 2006-06-17 06:28 am (UTC)I'm so pleased that you liked it! And *damn* that is one brilliant icon. *drools*