your very own WILL
Sep. 7th, 2003 10:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
salixbabylona good way to start the morning: I was forwarded this from Lostiawen, the instigator of my writing PotC smut.
"Will Turner: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual" , by Teresa Green.
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*** CONGRATULATIONS! ***
You are now the proud owner of your very own WILL TURNER! Follow the procedures detailed in this manual to keep your WILL sea-worthy for many years to come.
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
Name: William Turner
Type: Romantic Hero
Manufacturer: 'Bootstrap Bill Enterprises'
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 160lbs
Length: Data unavailable (but it is beautifully balanced and the tang is the full width of the blade)
Colour: Lightly tanned
INSTALLATION
Before your WILL until is due to arrive, put the thermostat on your central heating up to 30 degrees celsius. The WILL model is used to a warm climate and you want to make him feel at home. After all, the last thing you want him to do is emerge from his packing crate, shiver and go in search of some more clothes to put on. Better make it 35 degrees just to be on the safe side.
"Will Turner: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual" , by Teresa Green.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*** CONGRATULATIONS! ***
You are now the proud owner of your very own WILL TURNER! Follow the procedures detailed in this manual to keep your WILL sea-worthy for many years to come.
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
Name: William Turner
Type: Romantic Hero
Manufacturer: 'Bootstrap Bill Enterprises'
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 160lbs
Length: Data unavailable (but it is beautifully balanced and the tang is the full width of the blade)
Colour: Lightly tanned
INSTALLATION
Before your WILL until is due to arrive, put the thermostat on your central heating up to 30 degrees celsius. The WILL model is used to a warm climate and you want to make him feel at home. After all, the last thing you want him to do is emerge from his packing crate, shiver and go in search of some more clothes to put on. Better make it 35 degrees just to be on the safe side.
