Ficlet: Birched (Johnny/Sean, PGish, 1/1)

[salixbabylon]

Title: Birched
Pairing: Johnny Depp/Sean Bean
Word Count: 334
Rating: PGish
Disclaimer: No disrespect meant to the real human beings.
Summary: Sean has a variety of useful skills. As requested by mizbhaven13.


Birched

"Ouch!"

"Too hard?" Sean asked.

"No, not yet. I'll let you know," Johnny answered with a groan.

There was a swish, then a smacking noise.

"Ah!"

A pause followed.

"No, go on. Don't stop now."

"You're getting all red," Sean noted, running his fingertips over the curve of Johnny's upturned arse.

"I'll tell you when I've had enough."

Sean snorted. "Fine, don't blame me if your skin's raw."

The next few smacks were met with indrawn breaths, and finally, a moan.

"I always knew you were a kinky motherfucker," Sean chuckled.

Johnny moaned again, as another blow fell. "Shut up and get back to it." His order would have been more convincing if it hadn't been mumbled and interrupted halfway through with a groan of obvious pleasure.

"I should think you ought to be a bit nicer to me," Sean replied, with another series of smacks.

"Ooh yes," was Johnny's response. "Harder. No, wait. I meant, not harder, just more."

There was a pause.

"Please?"

A few more smacks fell on Johnny's arse, thighs, and back. The room filled with the scent of birch, a sharp and wintergreen smell, refreshing in the hot steam.

Finally, Johnny moaned and shifted around. "Ok, that's enough, I think. Any more and I'll start to tense up again."

Sean kissed his shoulder lovingly, then made a noise of slight disgust. "Yuck. Tastes awful."

Johnny laughed, and Sean grabbed some towels to wipe off the oil and generally tidy up while his relaxed lover stretched and gradually got up off the sauna bench.

"That's quite a variety of massage techniques you've got there," he grinned.

Sean shrugged. "Comes in handy, I've found. Easy to seduce someone when you've got them all relaxed."

Johnny licked his lips, pulling off Sean's towel. "You don't still think you need to seduce me, do you?"

Any answer was lost in a long series of kisses that took their breath away far more than either the birching or the steam in the sauna had.

~end~

Comments

[nverland]

Oh, my! That was nice!

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Not a pairing I'd ever have imagined before - but it was refreshing to eavesdrop and see what kind of conversation these two would have. ;)

[astrojen.livejournal.com]

Johnny and Sean, eh? That's a new pairing for me. But one I could learn to like! ;>

Jen ;->

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

It was interesting to write, that's for sure. But then, Johnny's kinky enough to always be fun. ;)

[dirty-smudge.livejournal.com]

I'll probably never understand the urge to write real person slash, but you do it beautifully well. As long as it's well written, I'm fine with reading it ;)

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It's always flattering when people read something outside their norm for me, and I appreciate it. :)

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

yeah well... i think sean's right and johnny IS a kinky boy. one can just kinda tell by looking at him.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

He *is* - glad I'm not the only one to see it. He's just so naughty...

Deliciously. ;)

[foxrafer.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, Sean is a man of many talents. :-) I really like the picture of these two together.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

It was an interesting exercise - that is a definite plus to these "tell me what to write" invitations. I write many things I'd never ever try otherwise. :)