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I make really good bread. No machines involved, just my hands, baby. And soup. I am famous for my red pepper soup, and cauliflower and cheese chowder, and I make a mean potato soup too.
I am good at getting needles. I do not even flinch.
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Date: 2008-03-06 06:11 pm (UTC)I make really good bread. No machines involved, just my hands, baby. And soup. I am famous for my red pepper soup, and cauliflower and cheese chowder, and I make a mean potato soup too.
I am good at getting needles. I do not even flinch.
I am good at writing really really smutty porn. Also, I'm good at academic essays, letters to the government begging to be forgiven interest/extend deadlines/go past time limits etc, fundraising letters (but I hate them), and parodies of songs (filk). And other kinds of writing too.
I am good at getting YOU horny. It's a gift, what can I say...