How you can tell Salix is procrastinating on homework...

[salixbabylon]

Gasp! You're not a snob at all!


Are You a Fic Snob?
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Well DUH! I'm pretty much the living definition of a fic-slut. I will read anything (except rape and mutilation), no matter how poorly written, if it looks interesting and promises smut.


You are Galadriel's Mirrorball. A gift to her from
Sauron in the days when he masked his evil, you
wreak havoc among the weak-minded. The elven
queen herself has been seen sneaking away to
her secret glade to dance the night away to
wicked music. You may be the downfall of
Middle-Earth.


Which completely non-existant Lord of the Rings object are you?
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Yae! Go me!


you are HERMIONE GRANGER
by Ice
Bear
Potter Sue of the Day - Tuesday, April
08, 2003


Which Memorable Pottersue Are You?
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*cackle* The irony of taking this test and getting this result, while avoiding homework, just slays me.

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, prowling on the mountains! It is Salix, hands clutching a meaty axe! She cries thunderously: "I'm going to pound you until you have puppies!!!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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Which HP Bunny Will Bite You Next? by mctabby
Name
Favorite Vegetable
you will write	Tonks
paired with	Umbridge
your fic will involve	spanking
and end in	exhaustion
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Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink Thing	You like being spanked.
Your Sexual Strength	You recharge instantly..
Your Sexual Weakness	You are afraid of lesbians.
Your Likely STD	You're clean! Hurray for you!
How Many Partners in Crime?	1
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

What is with the spanking thing lately? *innocent blink*

What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Hair
Special Talents Are	Stalking Your Prey
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Hmm.... *stalk* (No fair warning my hot boytoy!)

[Husband just got his hair cut from ponytail length {which it's been at for 12+ years} to short and floppy in his eyes long on top and dyed blackish purple. I can't stop groping him. *stalk*]