Fives meme...

[salixbabylon]

It seemed easier to put these all in one post.

From softbluebuddy: Top five list of things that you would do if you had a dick and a prostate for 24 hours. Basically, what sex acts would you perform or want performed on you if you had a dick, balls and a prostate for 24 hours?

I actually have an essay about this, Dick for a Day. I still hold by most of it. The top 5 list would be:
1. bend, twist, fold, pull - general stress test
2. masturbate
3. blow job from someone else
4. get fucked/pegged by someone else
5. figure out where it goes in tight jeans and when men sit down


From violetlemon47: Top 5 male musicians.
*Male* made this really difficult for me!
1. Cat Stevens
2. Trent Reznor
3. Beck Hansen
4. Michael Stipe
5. Dave Grohl


From griffndor: Top five places to eat.

1. Sooke Harbour House, Vancouver Island, BC, Canada
2. Shogun sushi, Santa Cruz, CA, USA
3. Chez Panisse, Berkeley, CA, USA
4. Angelina, Paris, France
5. Swagat, Santa Cruz, CA, USA (RIP)


From jackieville: Top five vacation spots

1. London
2. Bodega Bay, CA
3. Vancouver Island
4. Aberystywyth, Wales, UK
5. whenever my friends are


From arieltachna: Top five kinks.

1. bondage/restraints
2. spanking
3. boots
4. threesomes
5. biting


From anorienparker: Top 5 slash pairings in any fandoms

1. John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
2. Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
3. Harry Potter/Severus Snape
4. Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon
5. Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles/Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Comments

[jackieville.livejournal.com]

I'd love to have a dick for a day! *giggles*

I want to visit England and Wales more than I can say!!!

Thank you!!! *squishes*

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Right after the Transporter, I want the Holodeck, and then the Genderswap machine. Just for fun, mind you. Where *does* it go when they sit down? *boggles*

Have you been to the UK at all? It's my favorite place ever - feels like 'home', somehow. Must be all that ancestral blood. ;)

[jackieville.livejournal.com]

I'd love to know! *g*

I've never been to the UK but want to go desperately!!!

[arieltachna.livejournal.com]

Yay! Fun meme! Thanks for sharing.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

It was fun. Cheered me up, as it was meant to. Thanks for helping. :)

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

By the way...I have LOVED your Dick For A Day essay for YEARS! Even before I met you on LJ, I read that and adored it!

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Wow! How'd you come across it? I didn't realize The Cant had any readers who weren't personal friends of the authors. What a weird, small world. :)

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

I don't even remember how I first found it. It was definitely after I got into the Rings fandom but I think it was before I was on LJ. I'm pretty sure I read all your essays that were available. When I first got on LJ, I think I figured out that it was you, but truthfully, I had forgotten until you mentioned it. Which is silly, because I remembered that the essays were listed under Wanton Hussy and knew that was you. I was just slow putting that together. DOH!

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Wow. Small world. :)

[softbluebuddy.livejournal.com]

Interesting list of fives.

My if I had a dick and a prostate list is quite different from yours, though I see that your curiousity about normal daily dick things, like folding, and where it goes in tight jeans is interesting.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

What's on your list? Lots of sex, I'm guessing. ;)

[phytha.livejournal.com]

A dick for one day (or more?) that's my dream since I've been old enough to know 'bout sexual pleasures. I'd so know what do do with it, going straight to the next gaybar...

Love your kinks. Change boots to gloves and you'd get my answers.*grin*

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

So what're your top-5-things-to-do-with-a-dick?

Gloves? Oooh, that would be nice... You should write a glove kink story. ;)

[phytha.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, what would I do??
1. Go to a gay-bar and fuck the hottest guy
2. Experience a blowjob
3. Masturbate
4. Play with my balls
5. Piss against a tree or wall, or anything, men seem to like it so much*gg*

I've been writing a glove kink fic some time ago. You can read it here(hope the link works):

http://phytha.livejournal.com/2158.html#cutid1

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

OOoh, fun stuff. :) Thanks for the link!

[violetlemon47.livejournal.com]

Oh, Dave. Yes!

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

That was so hard! More of my fav bands are male, but I don't think of the artists as stand-alones (My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Muse, etc). Most of my favorite solo artists are female. It was a challenging exercise!

Who is on your list?

[violetlemon47.livejournal.com]

Josh Ritter, Matt Nathanson (I'm in love with this song right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flAvh1o-s5E), Jack Johnson, Mat Kearny, and Johnny Cash. :)

[anorienparker.livejournal.com]

OOOH I love your answers! Especially the J2. :)

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks! It was fun.