Drabble-matic VigOrli fic
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salixbabylonI couldn't not share this:
Red Love
Orlando finished packing. Ever since Viggo, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Orlando had been fast.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing snored him, all was gnarled. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in the sea to become a gassy candle.
Just then, there was a burning knock at the door. Orlando opened it and stood there tentatively for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his cock.
When Orlando came to, Viggo was holding his ear and looking curvacious. "My love," Viggo said throatily, "I'm sorry for the shiny shock. I've been shipwrecked on an obnoxious island for the last ten years, living like a cheetah on vaseline. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my nose in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Orlando could hardly believe his Viggo had returned. "I will always love you, nose or no nose. Besides, you can cover it up with a phone."
They embraced tiredly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was amusing.
Drabble-Matic
Red Love
Orlando finished packing. Ever since Viggo, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Orlando had been fast.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing snored him, all was gnarled. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in the sea to become a gassy candle.
Just then, there was a burning knock at the door. Orlando opened it and stood there tentatively for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his cock.
When Orlando came to, Viggo was holding his ear and looking curvacious. "My love," Viggo said throatily, "I'm sorry for the shiny shock. I've been shipwrecked on an obnoxious island for the last ten years, living like a cheetah on vaseline. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my nose in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Orlando could hardly believe his Viggo had returned. "I will always love you, nose or no nose. Besides, you can cover it up with a phone."
They embraced tiredly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was amusing.
Drabble-Matic
