monday CUMFL

[salixbabylon]

The Schmidt Sting Pain Index is a pain scale rating, but it's *hilarious* - for example:
"2.0 Yellowjacket: Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue."
Check it out!

Comments

[rifleman-s.livejournal.com]

Can't you just see us all in xxxx years' time . . . *chortle*

Love the Pain Scale . . . Like getting your hand mashed in a revolving door. *ouch*

Thanks for the laughs!

[the-little-owl.livejournal.com]

I love the old ladies with the laptop! Let's hope they're using it for real :>)

[worn-words.livejournal.com]

99% sure I've experienced "3.0 Paper wasp: Caustic and burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut." , on the bottom of my foot.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Did it have a butter aftertaste? ;) I just love the poetry of the descriptions of pain; it's almost like an ode to masochism.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed. :)

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

That's actually a macro I made. :) Glad you liekd it all!

[worn-words.livejournal.com]

haha, all I remember is PAIN. I've learnt my lesson about walking barefoot in the grass during the summer... twice now.

[dissonant-dream.livejournal.com]

I love all of these, but particularly "Love is..." ♥

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

*smooches* That's the one I made for v-day a few years ago. :)