How Scary of an Orli Stalker Are You?
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lostiawen and I thought the recent Orlando quiz was just way too easy. So we made up a much harder quiz for you guys. Be careful, as there are a few trick questions (Tip: we relied pretty heavily on his interviews as sources). If anyone thinks we have a wrong answer, we'll happily change it if you can show us proof.
(I tried to put it on Quizilla. I really, truly did. After an hour of trying, I gave up. I don't get it. If anyone would like to volunteer to help, I'd be ever so grateful.
But until then – I'm posting the questions today. Reply with your answers in comments. In about 48 hours, I'll post the answers and winners, and maybe a treat for those who get all 16 correct.)
Have fun!
How Scary of an Orli Stalker Are You?
1) What did he do in his first acting role?
a - ask "looking for someone?"
b - cheat two women out of their money
c - scratch his bum
d - walk into a hospital
2) How old was he when he lost his cherry?
a - 12
b - 14
c - 15
d - 16
e - 17
f - 22 - Viggo
g - he hasn't yet – he's waiting for me!
3) What was Orli's first job?
a - working in a men's clothing store
b - loading clay pigeons
c - delivering pizza
d - working in McDonald's
e - paper route
f - rent boy
4) What and where are his tattoos?
a - moon on hip
b - elvish "9" on wrist
c - celtic knot on lower back
d - "Viggo" on bum
e - sun on tummy
f - skull and cross bones on ankle
5) Where is the scar on his back?
a - neck/cervical
b - shoulder blades/midback/thoracic
c - middle/lower/lumbar
d - lower back/sacrum
e - coccyx
6) Most annoying acting exercise he had to do?
a - pretending to be an ape
b - pretending to cry
c - pretending to be an elf
d - pretending to be a lizard
e - pretending to be a tree
7) Favorite vegetable?
a - carrots
b - broccoli
c - green beans
d - spinach
e - squash
8) What accident did he have while filming "Ned Kelly"?
a - broke his wrist
b - tripped on something and sprained his ankle
c - piece of the set fell and hit him on the head
d - bitten by a wombat
e - horse kicked him
f - Heath snogged him without consulting Naomi
g - got caught in flagrante delicto with Viggo
9) How did Will Turner get that wet look?
a - hot, sweaty, wall-banging mansex with Viggo
b - make-up people poured water on him
c - make-up people spritzed him with water
d - he jumped into the ocean
e - oil and water were applied to his skin
10) What weird thing has he NOT done at an interview?
a - stared at a mole
b - worn a turquoise ruffled shirt
c - rubbed his nose excessively
d - twitched like mad
e - gyrated his hips and moaned
f - constantly adjusted his microphone
g - implied Cybill Shepherd was going to molest his toy
h - flicked his tongue like a lizard
i - excessively complimented his male costars
11) What does Orli collect?
a - clothes
b - boys
c - girls
d - Viggo
e - bugs
f - socks
g - surfboards
h - dogs
12) What daredevil thing did he do in Malta?
a - bungee jumping
b - cliff diving
c - hang gliding
d - kissing Sean Bean
e - race car driving
f - surfing with sharks
13) How far down did he shave for *that* scene in Troy?
a - all the way baby, yeah
b - shave? Isn't he naturally hairless?
c - down to the navel
d - down to the hip line
e - boy Brazilian
14) Orli recently went to a gay bar with:
a - Kate
b - Liv
c - Miranda
d - Keira
e - Kirsten
f - Sir Ian
g - Viggo
15) Costars we do NOT have pictures of him groping/kissing/hugging:
a - Viggo
b - Dom
c - Billy
d - Elijah
e - Liv
f - Sir Ian
g - Karl
h - Johnny
i - Geoffrey
j - Kiera
k - Brad
l - Eric
m - Diane
n - Rose
o - None of the above – Orli snogs everyone eventually
Bonus Question:
16) What happened to his horrible shirts?
a - tragic accident when his luggage was lost in flight
b - stopped wearing them as a "beard" to prove he wasn't gay
c - Viggo dyed them all black
d - Sidi ate them
e - Sam told him he's not allowed to wear anything vulgar
f - Hobbits flushed them all down the toilet in the name of good taste
Thanks for playing!
ETA: Answers will be posted Friday morningish (PST).
ETA2: There will be a 'prize' for all entries, even a booby-prize for those who get every single one wrong. :D
ETA 3: Answers and explainations have been posted here.
lostiawen and I thought the recent Orlando quiz was just way too easy. So we made up a much harder quiz for you guys. Be careful, as there are a few trick questions (Tip: we relied pretty heavily on his interviews as sources). If anyone thinks we have a wrong answer, we'll happily change it if you can show us proof.(I tried to put it on Quizilla. I really, truly did. After an hour of trying, I gave up. I don't get it. If anyone would like to volunteer to help, I'd be ever so grateful.
But until then – I'm posting the questions today. Reply with your answers in comments. In about 48 hours, I'll post the answers and winners, and maybe a treat for those who get all 16 correct.)
Have fun!
1) What did he do in his first acting role?
a - ask "looking for someone?"
b - cheat two women out of their money
c - scratch his bum
d - walk into a hospital
2) How old was he when he lost his cherry?
a - 12
b - 14
c - 15
d - 16
e - 17
f - 22 - Viggo
g - he hasn't yet – he's waiting for me!
3) What was Orli's first job?
a - working in a men's clothing store
b - loading clay pigeons
c - delivering pizza
d - working in McDonald's
e - paper route
f - rent boy
4) What and where are his tattoos?
a - moon on hip
b - elvish "9" on wrist
c - celtic knot on lower back
d - "Viggo" on bum
e - sun on tummy
f - skull and cross bones on ankle
5) Where is the scar on his back?
a - neck/cervical
b - shoulder blades/midback/thoracic
c - middle/lower/lumbar
d - lower back/sacrum
e - coccyx
6) Most annoying acting exercise he had to do?
a - pretending to be an ape
b - pretending to cry
c - pretending to be an elf
d - pretending to be a lizard
e - pretending to be a tree
7) Favorite vegetable?
a - carrots
b - broccoli
c - green beans
d - spinach
e - squash
8) What accident did he have while filming "Ned Kelly"?
a - broke his wrist
b - tripped on something and sprained his ankle
c - piece of the set fell and hit him on the head
d - bitten by a wombat
e - horse kicked him
f - Heath snogged him without consulting Naomi
g - got caught in flagrante delicto with Viggo
9) How did Will Turner get that wet look?
a - hot, sweaty, wall-banging mansex with Viggo
b - make-up people poured water on him
c - make-up people spritzed him with water
d - he jumped into the ocean
e - oil and water were applied to his skin
10) What weird thing has he NOT done at an interview?
a - stared at a mole
b - worn a turquoise ruffled shirt
c - rubbed his nose excessively
d - twitched like mad
e - gyrated his hips and moaned
f - constantly adjusted his microphone
g - implied Cybill Shepherd was going to molest his toy
h - flicked his tongue like a lizard
i - excessively complimented his male costars
11) What does Orli collect?
a - clothes
b - boys
c - girls
d - Viggo
e - bugs
f - socks
g - surfboards
h - dogs
12) What daredevil thing did he do in Malta?
a - bungee jumping
b - cliff diving
c - hang gliding
d - kissing Sean Bean
e - race car driving
f - surfing with sharks
13) How far down did he shave for *that* scene in Troy?
a - all the way baby, yeah
b - shave? Isn't he naturally hairless?
c - down to the navel
d - down to the hip line
e - boy Brazilian
14) Orli recently went to a gay bar with:
a - Kate
b - Liv
c - Miranda
d - Keira
e - Kirsten
f - Sir Ian
g - Viggo
15) Costars we do NOT have pictures of him groping/kissing/hugging:
a - Viggo
b - Dom
c - Billy
d - Elijah
e - Liv
f - Sir Ian
g - Karl
h - Johnny
i - Geoffrey
j - Kiera
k - Brad
l - Eric
m - Diane
n - Rose
o - None of the above – Orli snogs everyone eventually
Bonus Question:
16) What happened to his horrible shirts?
a - tragic accident when his luggage was lost in flight
b - stopped wearing them as a "beard" to prove he wasn't gay
c - Viggo dyed them all black
d - Sidi ate them
e - Sam told him he's not allowed to wear anything vulgar
f - Hobbits flushed them all down the toilet in the name of good taste
ETA: Answers will be posted Friday morningish (PST).
ETA2: There will be a 'prize' for all entries, even a booby-prize for those who get every single one wrong. :D
ETA 3: Answers and explainations have been posted here.
