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Jul. 13th, 2005 10:49 pm+++ leaving tomorrow night for slashy trip - whoop!
- somehow have a mosquito bite on the knuckle of my index finger
+ found polish remover and have painted toes so they are 10 sparkly little whorey piggies
+ printed out porn for the trip
+ have writing assignments to ponder on airplane
-/+ am for some dumb reason, at age 31, still amused by my seeing panties when they say fun things. Wasn't I supposed to grow up at some point? I still dress like I did when I was 20. Case in point: I just bought this tshirt and got crafty and made a black tshirt that says "deviant" on the front in silvery glitter. ANd I don't own any normal (non-kinky/slutty) heels, no pumps, no flats, and not one blazer or other business-wear/suit/thingy. And I have stop-sign red hair...
*suddenly has massive insecurity complex*
- somehow have a mosquito bite on the knuckle of my index finger
+ found polish remover and have painted toes so they are 10 sparkly little whorey piggies
+ printed out porn for the trip
+ have writing assignments to ponder on airplane
-/+ am for some dumb reason, at age 31, still amused by my seeing panties when they say fun things. Wasn't I supposed to grow up at some point? I still dress like I did when I was 20. Case in point: I just bought this tshirt and got crafty and made a black tshirt that says "deviant" on the front in silvery glitter. ANd I don't own any normal (non-kinky/slutty) heels, no pumps, no flats, and not one blazer or other business-wear/suit/thingy. And I have stop-sign red hair...
*suddenly has massive insecurity complex*
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Date: 2005-07-14 06:28 am (UTC)(any of you slashy people out there, take this girl out for a glass of wine and a decadent dessert. The enjoyment noises that ensue are totally worth it.)
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Date: 2005-07-14 04:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-14 01:45 pm (UTC)*hugs*
Jen ;->
Btw...is it a bad thing to start snorting with laughter when you overhear your boss talking about 'whacking off into the trees and losing his balls'? No, don't get excited...he was talking about golf! ;)
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Date: 2005-07-14 04:17 pm (UTC)OMG - You should put your boss' quote on a big sign and post it on his door. ;)
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Date: 2005-07-14 08:47 pm (UTC)Too funny!
Jen ;->
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Date: 2005-07-18 04:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-14 02:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-14 04:19 pm (UTC)I do adore wackyjac.com and thinkgeek.com :)
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Date: 2005-07-15 04:50 am (UTC)I am currently afflicted with a mosquito bite of grandious proportions on the top of my heel that itches like a bitch.
My toes are now mustard metallic yellow with pretty sparkly designs in silver.
I just redid my blue chunks today (took a poll at work, people seem to prefer the blue to the pink).
And I'm not wearing ANY underwear. PBLLLT!
Enjoy your holiday. Let it all hang out and have a wicked good time.
*squishy hugs*
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Date: 2005-07-18 04:34 am (UTC)PANTILESS WHORE!!!! *leers*