letter to santa

[salixbabylon]

Dear Santa

Yes, it's that time again. I am still disappointed that I received none of the items from you on last year's list, but perhaps I was a bit too ambitious (like when I asked you if I could be the Princess when I was 7).

Also, I have been fairly naughty *again* this year, Santa. But I know that's how you like me best. *g*

This year I would really really really REALLY like an Ewan McGregor. I would prefer the "Curt Wild" model, with longish hair and black nail polish, but I understand this model is in very high demand. (Although less than the "Obi-Wan" model. Frankly, who wants the Obi-Wan unless it also comes with a Qui-Gon, and we're all still grieving the loss of that toy to the Force).

But Santa, I will take what I can get. Even the "Joe" model, which I understand is generally considered less desirable than the others. But I think I can make it do what I want, with a judicious use of a cane and some custard.

I'd like a recipe for custard, too, please.

At risk of being greedy, I would also like to ask for any of the following toys that you might have lying around:

- Johnny -- with dress-up clothes
- Hayden -- with appropriate toys for punishing him for being so very VERY BAD
- Eric -- bonus for the hair beads
- Liam -- bonus if he comes with a kilt
- Orlando -- the NZ model especilly, although I believe this stopped being manufactured a few years ago, due to overwhelming demand
- Karl -- any model but the "Eomer" one
- Viggo -- bonus if he comes with a sword
- Sean -- bonus for the non-grouchy models



Ewan:


Johnny:


Hayden:


Eric:


Liam:


Orlando:


Karl:


Viggo:


Sean:



Some of these toys have been on my list for a long time, Santa. I don't mean to whine - I'm just stating the facts, here. I've been patient.

Also, I would like a 6- or 8- strap garter belt, the leather waist cincher that's kind of Xena-esque from Stormy Leather, and yes, more boots, because I'm a greedy boot whore. (You may count these as dual presents, as my husband will also enjoy them.)

And Santa... If you want to watch while I'm playing with my Ewan... I won't tell Mrs. Claus. ;)

Sincerely yours,

-Salix

Comments

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa:

I'll have what she's having.

love,
Haleth

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Mmm... AHhhh.... *licks lips* Oooh yes. Ooooohhhhhhh yeeeeesssss..... Yeessss. Yes! Ooooh! Ooh yes! Ooh! Yes! YES! YES! OH, SANTA, BABY, YES!

I'll share. ;)