Hobgoblins of Luv

[salixbabylon]

So I was chatting with a large group of friends, and working on the story in another window, and decided to pick their brains to come up with a good name for a porn shop. The ones I've actually been to are named Frenchies, Camouflage, and Good Vibrations, and I wanted something more creative, but "silly, raunchy, and bonus points for fantasy/scifi in-jokes."

Here's what they suggested:

Madame Xandria's Pleasure Cove
Perverts' Playground
Pervy Wizard Fancier's Playground
A Dimly-Lit Dirty Place for Porn
Asstral Pleasures
The Magic Wand
Stop-And-Smut
Cock-a-Lot
Elvish Ecstasies
The Brass Cockring
Sylvan Delights
Lady Heather's Box
Diddling Widdershins
The Sated Satyr
Hobgoblins of Luv

Feel free to suggest more! Cookies for the one whose suggestion actually ends up in the story!

Offer void where prohibited.