salixbabylon | Jun. 24th, 2008

Things have been kind of icky but not in a dramatic sort of way. No loss of life or mass destruction of personal property, so we'll just go forward from here, yeah?

Right then...

1. When is "twilight" exactly? I think I'm going to devote the next few weeks to the study of what exact shade of darkness the sky must achieve to be considered "twilight".

(This sort of makes me sound deep, but I think mojitos might be called into play. So don't be fooled.)

2. I am now caught up on Torchwood. Wow. Just... wow. I'm all wibbly now.

3. Country western songs should not be allowed at Jazzercize class. Nope, not even the "funny" ones about getting a new girlfriend and being nauseating. Just no. You can make me dance around but you cannot make me stop rolling my eyes. :P

4. My September trip to London has been pushed back to December. Anyone have any comments on why this is way more awesome than going in the summer and/or going to be an utter disaster and I should try to reschedule again?

5. Self marketing = such deep hatred. No, seriously.

6. Today I took a test at the county building to see if I was capable of being a library clerk. Not only did I pretty much ace the test, but I also watched a very invigorating game of basketball, shirts versus skins.

And when I say "invigorating", I mean that in the most lustful-drooling-"OMFG did you see that *one* guy???"-OMGhipdivots kind of way.

Thus proving that not only am I capable of sorting out complex numerical and alphabetical files, but that I can do it while perving over hot manflesh at the same time.

Why? Because I rock at multitasking. Clearly.

7. And finally this... It might be snobby, but it's also so very much 100% totally true: